Blog: FDA Approved Cunt
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tommygunbloodlust:The year is 2082. I’m 89 years old. I’m dying, surrounded by my large, devoted family. I prepare my final wishes as my children hold my hand. “Divide my assets amongst yourselves, sell the house to start college funds for the