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nail-bat-butch:math-memes:ALTthis conveys sample bias better than any statistics course
funnytwittertweets:
strawberrymilkcult:i don’t want a job i just want to order stuff online
ofide:ofide:I HATE BABY GAYS I HATE BABY GAYSthis is the character btw. we’ve gotten to the point that a gay man can’t write a femme gay comic book character without a bunch of teenagers crying and spitting about stereotypical rep
genderkoolaid: spacehunter-m:ellemant: great-soil: ex0skeletal-undead: “I was a police officer for nearly ten years and I was a bastard. We all were. “This essay has been kicking around in my head for years now and I’ve never felt confident
falsedetective:this is so funny this literally sounds like a right-wing paper from 1860s france
jeza-red:lokh:‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this“if I asked your friends, what would they tell me about you?” they tell you whatever you need to hear to employ me, they are my friends
fagcrisis:fagcrisis:i really really hate liberals who do volunteering for orgs that help the homeless and then write thinkpieces about how a lot of homeless people are very educated and hardworking and its not at all their fault that theyre unhoused like.
apolloendymion:apolloendymion:apolloendymion:tbh it doesn’t rly hurt teenagers to incorrectly id as ace like… what’s the worst than could happen? they don’t have sex till they’re older?? lol“ohh but it’ll take
wormcoded:grinchcas:grinchcas:is he … you know … open to interpretation?nobody on this webbed site can read
void-milf:littlemisspipebomb:unbossed:thanks @thetuberculosisgay cause I didn’t know this eitherIt’s worse than that actually. These type of motherfuckers tend to refer to themselves as protest “marshals” and will actively snitch
3000s:the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us
lowpolyanimals:Cute Cow from Katamari Damacy
genderkoolaid:genderkoolaid:the queer community was formed by people who were deemed strange and abnormal in society based on them not conforming to expectations about sexuality & gender. there are no specific boundaries bc this isn’t a club.
doubleca5t:flythesail:I think my dream job would be sitting in the writers’ room for tv shows and just telling them when their ideas are bad. They don’t even have to pay me, I’d do it for free. Really I don’t even need a chair.
klinger4yossarian: coonazz74:mojoflower:entropybegets:absolutely brilliant #holy shit #I’m SO. FUCKING. GLAD I unmuted #this is sheer poetry #this is High Literature #it’s beautiful #LISTEN!!!!! There is just something about the way this is
roach-works:literallyaflame:i literally cannot wrap my head around the notion that there’s been a “decline” in “real art.” that music is shitty now, that books aren’t what they used to be, etc etc etc. art is more broadly accessible than ever.
girljeremystrong:why is this so funny
shutup-rachel:“Larry is bad at catching mice so he’s bad at his job”You FOOLSHis official duties according to www.gov.uk, the official website of the UK government, are “greeting guests to the house, inspecting security defences and testing antique
birdsareblooming: dacavendishtime: birdsareblooming: zarabithia:utah-mountain-drifter:jooshthepunished: mr-system-of-a-downer: trojanhorse8-2: supreme-leader-stoat: trojanhorse8-2: bohemiandragoness: whencartoonsruletheworld:did i tell u guys
skullforbrains:
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:cooking show but the judge is just a random kid with autism related food issues. no one can figure out what criteria they use to judge “good food” from “bad food” least of
pansexual-pied-piper:emptyheadgamer: pansexual-pied-piper:What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all. “Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does. “Queer studies”,
queeranarchism::I’m sick of having to argue that “trans women lose their “““biological advantage””” when they start E” as a way to try and overturn the bans in trans women in sport, as if testosterone magically makes you a world-class
pochowek:Kids will chase each other and make the kinda sounds you’d make if you were being gutted and skinned alive for fun
abutterflyobsession: me: I will do things when I am less tired me: *never becomes less tired* me: oh no
vampchem:makingdonalddrumpfagain:i hope the deal goes through but hes so mad about it he kills twitter i hope they destroy each other i hope you die i hope we both die hand in unlovable hand
notabled-noodle:chaotic-queer-disaster:lockandkeyhyena:does anyone else get like. violently angry bursts of pure hatred towards your friends/family at seemingly incongruous moments?? like they can last anywhere from a few seconds to like ten minutes but
makingqueerhistory:The people most affected by the “discourses” that cycle through the online queer community are those who only have access to queer connection online, which are often the most marginalized among us, ex. people in rural communities
disableddyke:sick of environmental and climate-friendly movements/fads throwing disabled and chronically ill people under the bus and even outright blaming us for the state of our world. “using albuterol inhalants is poisoning the atmosphere” “people
lgbttiktoks:👀👀
themaarika: could i offer you some round bears in these trying times?
teaboot:manywinged:very cool of mcr to hand out free top surgery at their concerts by getting up on stage and blowing everyone’s tits clean offAll my sisters wanting tits stood up in the back row and caught em in a net like a pop fly at a ball game
vsemily:dont play defense
shutup-rachel:For my non uk followers wondering wtf is going on:- prime minister is a cunt. Had like a bajillion scandals- latest one was apparently one two many. Two extremely important cabinet members resigned within minutes of each other- within the
itsthe-tism:chaotic-queer-disaster:i think the existence of those amazon binders specifically for cosplayers & butches is Bad, actually. they’re usually unsafe and low-quality, from literally everything i’ve heard. if you’re a cis
oscarorozcoorejel:utopians:sorry but who actually wants gay rep in marvel movies. like who wants to see that. who tf wants to see two bland and utterly sexless characters in cgi clothing who communicate entirely through snappy one liners fall in what
atrocious-causation:utopians:sorry but who actually wants gay rep in marvel movies. like who wants to see that. who tf wants to see two bland and utterly sexless characters in cgi clothing who communicate entirely through snappy one liners fall in what
gerard tweets
counterpunches:probablyasocialecologist:ALTView on Twitter#yes!!! die die die!!!!!
chaumas-deactivated20230115:chaumas-deactivated20230115:I wonder if I could eat fresh blueberries nonstop until I exploded god if I could only spend my life eating salmon and blueberries and sleeping and ripping chunks off peoples’ houses I’d be so
pictures-of-dogs:pov you are a fish or perhaps a berry
bearotonin-international: todaysbird:llstarstrxckll:furrama:todaysbird:theirtheretheyre:todaysbird:notpukichosadly:todaysbird:todaysbird:i made you a fruit salad but it’s only one fruit have a second fruit This Salad Is Really Coming Alongive got
theoriginalmajestic:vintar:i am begging this brown bear sanctuary to rethink their phrasing outta my way, straight boy
kristina100000:to the cunt reading this.. you need to actually finish the games you bought before buying new ones. sincerely
disdainful: disdainful: There is a post deep down on my blog somewhere that is just a full grown tiger in a giant cardboard box with FREE KITTEN written on the front of it that is my favourite post on this entire website I think about that baby and I
goosegoblin:who’s the most traitorous bastard in your body? mine is probably my deltoid muscle
reblogs and rambling
the-haiku-bot:astralbloods:belalugosishreds:This can apply to any social media site in general.You’ve got people out here on the internet thinking they know more than someone with 20+ years experience in trauma therapy.This can apply toany social
campyvillain:corporationkills:corporationkills:corporationkills:anyone have more kittens that look like old men
ltycupid: I can’t believe this is a real video
dingdongyouarewrong:dingdongyouarewrong:i know Kanzlerin means chancellor but I keep parsing it in my head as ’Ms. Merkel is cancelled’
tsscat:tsscat:quick someone colonize britain while they’re weakireland youre right next door
punkrock-bottom:That’s not what the tags are for. The tags are where I put my insane thoughts for my mutuals to watch like I’m an animal in a zoo
totalspiffage:Aw shit I forgot you can do that!!!! Shit!miseryghoul:Thought this post was gonna be about closing your eyes but it checks out any way totalspiffage:I’m glad I can remove my sight sometimes. Must suck having to see things all the time.
nextstopparis:the homies when i come out of the attic
ssundiall:im in love with this gif. everyone here looks like they belong in a gay bar
warchiefwindrunner:“i’m looking respectfully” well i’m looking carnally. i’m looking like a whore
genderkoolaid:the queer community was formed by people who were deemed strange and abnormal in society based on them not conforming to expectations about sexuality & gender. there are no specific boundaries bc this isn’t a club. a cishet guy
