cinegasmic: Cosmo Sex Tip #952: Losing your man’s attention? Stage your own murder and pin him as the culprit. Come back weeks later with a bloody nightgown, a sexy bob haircut, and a scapegoat for your man, and he won’t be able to resist you!
tags: queued because muse and mun are bickering
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