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warumonzaemon: expelliarmpit: so my girlfriend has had a shiny luvdisc for the longest fucking time and no matter how hard i would try i could NEVER CATCH/BREED ONE OF MY OWN and she would always tease me about it and it drove me nuts turns out she
pussylipgloss: *shuts the door that is life*
homophobic
rupsidaisy: sure matching underwear is cute but matching black underwear makes me feel powerful
jellys: people that point out acne: pack ur bags buy a plane ticket go to hell
tyleroakley: QUEEN.
strangelyobsessedwithstuff: vialsofbrightforgettingpowders: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I
instagrampa: The only thing I do on facebook now is decide if I’m gonna wish someone happy birthday or not
deppsex: but why would you even give him the waterbed he had scissors for hands scissors
officialcherhorowitz: when the teacher collects the homework and you’ve actually done it
dorkly: Xbox Live Demands
hotsummerbody: x
chasingdreamsasiscream: eleven49pm: psychiatral: Written by an 8th grader WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING I’m blown away, wow.
wanksclub: my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor
acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman: tardisinthemindpalace: dontblink91011: luigiman: my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response
cokeflow: my middle name is actually $
lustt-and-luxury: The comical assumption is so accurate though lmao
ruinedchildhood: collegehumor: 90’s Cartoons With Drug Problems Will Take You to Nightmaretown Artist Paul Ribera decided to ruin all of childhoods with warped and strung out versions of 90’s cartoons. Have fun trying to sleep ever again. this
deargreyskies: everyone’s childhood otp
bagmilk: “and you’ll present it in front of the class”
Why am i even looking at prom dresses 😩
can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?
psykobomb: This is a new coffee store named Dumb Starbucks and it just opened up in Los Felix, LA. Read more.
suburban-auschwitz: dekutree: SAM NOOOOOOO SAM YESSSSSS
my-time-and-space: flintstonevitamins: do you see this this is a white cube the license plate is the chemical equation for glucose sugarcube
disowns: honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass
quarterclever: especiallygoodfinder: nepeter: australians dont have sex australians mate I spat out my coffee sorry about your
lolsofunny: :D
theclearlydope: Sweep da leg.
gayblowjob: i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep
delicatelydebonair: I hate how if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys she’s considered a slut, but if a guy does the exact same thing, he’s ‘gay’
obamallamatime: Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
collapsed: seriouhsly: voguiest: 20000% done faves they r so hot
it’d be nice to get a “hey i’d fuck you” every once in a while
ronaldreagay: shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test
itslatingirl: INSTAGRAM
jennception: BEST.SELFIE.EVER
deliiriium: what a time to be alive.
serenading-the-unicorn: Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is
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clurvoyant: wow this is a cute bra I can’t wait till no one sees me in it
hate: i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary
pubicles: Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am
aintnowiifey: me sitting on you
lornemilee: indecen-t: look who just waltzed in last night and bOUGHT HIS FUCKING CHEERIOS NOT THE PRESIDENT THAT’S FOR SURE
(@tyleroakley)
whataregifs: Pure Happiness. (x)
foodchewer: maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow
daftpnk: if i was a dog i wouldnt have to care about my future
clamjob: me on the ride home from school tbh
thesassycat: I wonder what it’s like to be a dog and eat the same exact thing everyday
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meghanndyke: Omfg
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literaryghoul: unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they
cuntgradulation: thanks mom
