unsuccessfulmetalbenders: honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you
tags: if you are not patrick schwarzenegger im disapointed, dads, dad jokes
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