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butyoutoldmeiwasfunny:
arahir:i think it’s so funny that tumblr had twitter polls for a week, created every sexy man/entity contest we could in that time, got bored with that, devolved into dadaist baking recipes and art pieces, and then swerved into creating complex
k-eke: When cats yawns they look terrifying, I love it.
undeadhousewife:lovergf:haha nooooo don’t recreate puritanism under the guise of progressivism because you don’t have critical thinking skills like for realllll stopppp haha
evilkitten3:hero-of-the-horn:whentvsfly:whentvsfly:Let’s make a color together!RedGreenBlueSee ResultsOnce the results are done, I’ll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!Here’s the result!!
commandtower-solring-go:livefromtheloam:calidotgov:congratulations piracyAd agency: Please don’t steal the King’s potatoes, no matter how easy it is. Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?Internet
Heya furry-tumblr!I was asked the following by a friend, but I don’t know of any websites or articles off-hand to point them to. Any furry-positive resources would be welcome 😊“If I were looking for a informational and non-judgmental piece on furries
supersorrybyee-deactivated20230:Well met, traveller! Tell me, what is it that you need most?A little change of scenery.A glimpse into the future.Knowledge from the universe.Inner peace. Possibly a nap.A home-cooked meal.Something to pass the time.A grand
roundtop:Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear so immediately that the two of you, on some level, belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you’re in love or creating
odysscy:Margaret Atwood, You are Happy
rantsofalib:My inner introvert is screaming 😂😂😂
reachmouse:smashing-yng-man:I wanna talk a moment about how people out here doing the current work standing up against book banning have criticized this statement, I think with justification. King means well, but this is inadequate to the current moment
Two Medieval Monks Invent Bestiaries
Lynda Carter
landcrow:tsunamiwavesurfing: penguins vs giant petrel
neil-gaiman:I found myself having, not exactly an argument recently, but a highly opinionated conversation with someone who did not believe my assertion that once upon a time there were official Hello Kitty vibrators. With the aid of the Wayback Machine,
everythingfox: PhD in being annoying
criticalrolo:losing my mind at this amazing story from r/dndmemes some people’s dnd adventures are just. So Fucking Coolhere’s the link and the story, it’s Amazing
devpalmer:military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corpsenormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
drchucktingle:art is not staticbig takeaway from ‘cant separate art from artist’ talk is that some buds have VERY hard time recognizing art is not static and its meaning changes over time. they sarcastically ask 'so if you find out someone
zoethrowingnightshade: targent: targent: targent: unrelatableuserboxes: your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over
not-a-crook: an-eel:wakandamama:blondebrainpower: Worms discover the fresh food section They composting bebe Oh, worm?
satuwn:dandy lion hehe get it 🌱
teslacoils-and-hubris:dead-broadcasting:teslacoils-and-hubris:the real benefit to being a mad scientist is no one really knows what you’re capable of. As long as I say it with confidence, why wouldn’t you believe I made a ring that’s
akaluan:nehirose:manga-and-stuff:hunter-rodrigez:leylin3:self-critical-automaton:hotvampireadjacent:flakmaniak:So, Microsoft is terrible. Yes yes, the oldest claim in the world.But specifically… I just hate how Windows 10 tries to conflate and
reallyndacarter:tattooedzombigirl:theman:beardedmrbean:I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.
retreat-to-your-mood:
guess who lost his poll?
sugar-cafe:https://www.instagram.com/p/CWLt0-5pJcY/
drchucktingle:Hanukkah is Sarah’s favorite holiday, but there’s one part of the festivities she adores even more than the rest: latkes.Who could blame her? These delicious potato pancakes are one of the greatest foods ever crafted, offering up two
the-fluffy-folio: Fuzz Buzz – Tiny swarm of Tiny fey, unalignedIt seems that the very same magic that created the bloody berry brought this peculiar critter into existence as well – but instead of unleashing all its negative aspects of chaos and
skyline-sunset-in-my-veins:spocks-cock:fucktheflagandfuckyou:autumngracy:punkfaery:my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold
escuerzoresucitado:
redsparrow12:winemom-culture:winemom-culture:I really don’t feel like we as a society are talking enough about thisTURN THE FUCKING AUDIO ON
daddybiff: the–preacher: You want to know what I’m going to do to you? I’m going to force you to go to sleep at a reasonable time. Hit you with sensible adjustments to your diet. Smash that self loathing into a million pieces. Break those self
ur-daily-inspiration: It me!
shushudoll:this pink switch set is so cute omg ♡ 🎀
fozmeadows: lioness–hart: pyrrhiccomedy: based on extensive observation, I believe that my cats have only a tenuous grasp on how much of my body is “me” It’s like, Head: definitely Big Friend, note eyes and noise-hole. Hands: 90% certainty of
what-iz-life:You deserve a calm love with someone who’s your safe space, your best friend and brings peace to your soul during stressful times.
lauralot89: “I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor [Karen Berger]. She told me, “There’s no masturbation in the DC Universe.” To which my reaction was, “Well,
ilikeit-art:Moonwalkers are the first-ever enhanced mobility device that enables you to walk at the speed of a run. They are fast, safe, and nimble, allowing you to navigate busy sidewalks easily. Not sure how these are different than the strap on, over
quotemadness: “We kiss again and this time, it feels familiar. I know exactly how we fit together, his arm around my waist, my hands on his chest, the pressure of his lips on mine. We have each other memorized.” — Veronica Roth
stealyourblorbos:
neil-gaiman:dduane:bethanyactually:thaylepo:tearlessrain:berlynn-wohl:greenbergwrites:This Tik Tok that just came across my FYP: “Will y’all authors stop using the word ‘cock’?? There’s so many other words!!”Ma’am, respectfully, that is
Neil Gaiman
thefallingdream:
sebdoesnothing:She saw her moment and got glossed up for it
toomuchdickfort:guerrillatech:
thereturnof-msbewitching:
Q&A: HOW MANY PIERCINGS DOES KIM CUMS HAVE?
Where you can find me when my Tumblr disappears:
martianAviator
There’s nothing I love more than a spanking ;)Full video and picsets here: https://kimcums.com/country-creek-wooden-paddle-spanking-video-picset/
Some of you long time followers might remember a few of these photos from Microminimus ;) The full set can be seen here: https://kimcums.com/ww-red-microminimus-at-hotel-pool-picset/
The Salmon Mousse!
A better, more positive Tumblr
Flashback photos: https://kimcums.com/public-micro-shorts-in-hawaii-picset/“I wore this micro-bikini and micro-shorts combo around Waikiki beach and the mall”
Out at a country pub with one of my favorite people, Oz-Kylie! @spookynsexy 16 candid photos here: https://kimcums.com/pubbing-with-oz-kylie-picset/
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