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liberalsarecool:
desultory-suggestions:Food is meant to be enjoyed. It is not solely about nutrition. It’s also an joyful, social, cultural experience. You deserve to eat for the sake of enjoyment.
emptydragonseverywhere:guerrillatech:As an eye doctor, this shouldn’t be controversial. It’s a problem. 5 years ago, nighttime headlight issues were reserved for people with cataracts or LASIK scars. Today, everyone has problems seeing the
onyxpeacock:callmebliss:squeedge:sonoran-partisan:sharper-and-bigger: epic-games-official: beckiboos: What the fuck those things are real I thought it was just a cartoon I thought the same thing when I moved to Arizona Little velociraptor Lads
inthefallofasparrow:funnyinstagramvideos:ig-braving:ig-braving:johnny english really destroyed all movie logic the funniest part is that he’s not even running Mr Bean as a Persistence Predator
clickbeetle:clickbeetle:shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.
funnytwittertweets:
urbanfantasyinspiration:wrote-my-own-deliverance:hotmolasses:mauve-moth: stomatium: just-shower-thoughts: Blind people must save a lot on electricity. They do actually! I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make
1000gecs: its soooo funny when people point out a celebrity that “aged well” and are like “this is what minding ur own business and not being problematic gets you 😌” like babygirl that is botox
the-haiku-bot: i-am-morrigans-apprentice: dragonsateyourtoast: evil-haiku-robot: dragonsateyourtoast: writing-prompt-s: You’re an angel with a beautiful pair of wings. Just one problem… you’re highly allergic to feathers and your wings trigger
rawrda:This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself. Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly,
goldcoasthoney:
professional-chaotic-dumbass:popsunner:popsunner:I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked youDon’t do this to memy
makinganewbloglol:Don’t forget to charge your vibrator and drink a glass of water, bitch.
shadow-manor:
this soul is not so vibrant.
adrianfridge:I’m rewatching Teen Wolf, and I just finished De-Void. My Pydia shipping feels have only intensified. (I fully comprehend that at least 50-65% of it is just me being horny for Peter.)I know—I KNOW—Peter only cares because he has something
flyfella:The internet was invented for men to see their friend’s dicks and everything else that happened was an accident
padme-anakin:SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021), dir. Jon Watts
novice-whovian:datenshi-no-hime:thedancingcostumeyoungadult:My friend asked how I learned to cook and the answer is I didn’t. I know like 5 things about cooking and they are:Always use more garlic than the recipe calls for“Ehhh fuck it close
sparrow-ceiling:someguyiguess:angelsamericana:angelsamericana:dont worry mutuals im not perceiving you as your assigned gender youre all a glowing humanoid light form to me dont even worry about itin my mind you look like thisthanks tumblrok but [tumblr
notemily:wonderfullyvillainous:Every song should start with “It’s Britney, Bitch”
curseworm:curseworm:i think that every child should have unrestricted access to thick blackberry brambles or some other delicious fruit that grows encased in a painful fortress. i think wading through thorns to reach the cluster of shining ripe berries
The Cautious Bisexual
moveslikekeithrichards:moveslikekeithrichards:the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy
bishops-severed-torso:unclefather:i wish that we were still uptown funking it up and not whatever this iswe uptown fucked it up
grimeclown:grimeclown:Being horny on main is ok sometimes. You guys need head. I get it. I’m hitting like as a salute and to wish you wellMuch love to our cis allies
anais-ninja-bitch:dunroamins:lovetnaomi:headspace-hotel:funnytwittertweets:This says something about human nature, but what The delight in the unexpected A love for the absurd, too!The joy of potato, also.
pancakeke: saffron-not-so-joy: rabdoidal: for the love of fucking god let me reblog ads tumblr is that a fucking game boy cartridge case? this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your
markwatney:call 911 she’s been shot
liifeintechniicolour: soulsistrin: heatandapathy: This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂
borntobaeddel1312:buckystiel: New Year, New Gifs Challenge Day 11: ParallelsShrek + Film References the films on the right are all referencing shrek
ciaran-archive:ciaran-archive:ciaran-archive:if we could read minds I still don’t think we’d understand them. like I’ve spoken to people who think in images, who have to translate each thought into words before they communicate. and
lild3m0nnn-bpd:
masonelliott: blackcoffee-brittlebones: new tumblr users: old tumblr users: i have never seen a more accurate photos set
vintageeveryday:Candid snaps of David Bowie applying his elaborate make-up prior to going on stage as Ziggy Stardust in 1973.
takeasmiletoday: please know that your wish to be treated with love and kindness and respect and to be treated like a priority is not asking for too much
bonnetteach1717:Of course it was a date, Lucius chaperoned!
lostinhistory:blueandbluer:peripetyy:becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:memewhore:This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL Plotting, scheming, etc. I am weeping 😂🤣😂🤣Chaos baby
ceekari:boimgfrog:looking through my notes app bcos sometimes i write creative ideas in there andALTwhat does this meanthat’s descriptive alright. perplexing, but descriptive
flyingbird27:oparnoshoshoi: friendshipismax: memesymamas: JESUS The shock on that cats face “Must. Not. Move. They. Can’t. Sense. Movement.” Fucking hell
memewhore: @fairyneko !!!!!
r4cs0:r4cs0:Make sure you explain how to get tumblr gold to Twitter refugees or they won’t be able to see this pictureEasy friends! You’ll find the answers you seek in the image below!
evanbuckleysource:Buck + tits out
filmnoirsbian:For the record I would rather be a bookstore cat than a bookstore owner because I know nothing about running a business and it sounds boring and stressful but on the other hand I’m very good at lounging in warm places and looking cute
oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone
ashelyskies:arguablysomaya:are. are keyboard smashes a thing. on tumblr.Asking if keysmashes are a thing on tumblr is like walking into ancient greece and asking if they know what tragedies are
redstonedust:nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don’t want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.
irregodless:damian-janus-pendragon:irregodless:yall are a little too good at replicating the old tumblr fandom posts please stop i feel like a veteran on the fourth of july
Iran protests- Save Saman Yasin
letmeclaireify:Actor Michael Fishman on Twitter“Iran sentencing 15,000 people to death. This is not a government punishing criminals, this is totalitarianism silencing free speech. It is an act of war on humanity and decency. This is genocide. Silence
bellamonde: Source: @middleastmatters
schoolsoutmp3:It’s happened to Becky Albertalli, who wrote a book about how terrible it is to be outed.It’s happened to Keiynan Lonsdale, who starred in the adaptation of that book.It’s happened to Kit Connor, who starred in a show that
goon: this is the best thing to happen to twitter
vodka-is-gay-and-so-am-i:disliking disney for its awful capitalist mindset and actually liking disney movies sometimesare opinions that can coexist
runcibility:Haven’t seen these yetThese delight me. WeightWatchers can get absolutely fucked.
daddyfuckedme:lovesckl:@spitemalicedragons
memorycycle:pseudomantis:He’s so beautiful and mysterious
thegoldenretrieverandthegaynerd:Get in Heartstopper! So well deserved!
