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censorbotoffical: surprisebitch: censorbotoffical: surprisebitch: raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by tumblr @staff beepboop! no need to thank us tumblr users! we are working hard! @staff @support beepboop. censorbot
Tumblr banning porn reminds me of that episode of the Simpsons where alcohol is banned in Springfield and the president of Duff insists that everything will be fine because people drink Duff for its robust taste and not its alcoholic content. Company
chicks: Clueless (1995)
BlissYouKrishna
6lacksoul:
blissyoukrishna: Modest enough for ya, tumblr?
caughtupinmyownhead: Tumblr users: This year, we lost our dear blogging site Staff: STOP TELLING EVERYONE WE’RE DEAD! Tumblr users: Sometimes we can still hear the staff fucking up websites
a-boy-called-micah: badjokesbyjeff: A good percentage of my friends are Nazis. That percentage is zero. That’s a good percentage of Nazi friends to have. op change your url this is fucking fantastic
biyaself:
dreamgrl1998:*hits the bong* ya know……i used to be a smart kid . i was so f ucking smart man. i can’t even read anymore dude
2dphobic: lunamalfoy7: hypeswap: hypeswap: i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011 no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath.
dickst0rm: Santa came early
carnival-phantasm: People are already patting themselves in the back and talking about how they are such pure cinnamon rolls that these new guidelines will never affect them and…did you forget last time tumblr tried to automatically flag stuff as adult
queen-akane-of-hoshido:
piratetreasure: AMEN
meanplastic:I AM SCREAMING
jumex: yall hate to admit it but listening to born to die gave us all brain damage
livelegatolagrange: arroz-con-yolo: It has been very nice to have an outlet for my hoe pics these last few years. I hope you all have enjoyed my butt as much I’ve enjoyed sharing it ❤️🍑 She a hoe
colbycub: homofied: sexynephron: awed-frog: flirting in the 21st century Update:
cautionlazer: arkadot: Daniel Radcliffe and Matthew Lewis at WWF in 2000. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Cold Steve Austin
hearticho: irish-luthor: tumblr nsfw ban is gonna bring back cubism #can’t flag the nipple if u can’t figure out where it is (via @irish-luthor)
homosexyality: your future provider
redpotions: so are y’all gonna stop buying apple products or are y’all gonna keep contributing to the censoring of the internet? 👏FUCKING THIS!👏
hofessorx: hofessorx: hofessorx: This is gay appropriation Fixed it Representation is important @haveitjoeway
n-breezii:
instant-oatmeal: dandy-kong:Guess we’re all gunna have to be horny on LinkedIn now. Great at multitasking Proficient in PowerPoint Show me that diiiiick A real team player
briefsboy25:
lion-prince: me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??
All I want for Christmas is
ryanphantom: you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!! old users:
thatgirlwiththememes:
navigaero: Farhan Baig
anxietyproblem:
chancethereaper: Me when literally anyone in any situation says “dammit”
bangurz: me: h- blonde republican women:
Skilled Knightmare
gayvian: manslaughter: burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s why does the burger king app have quests
dare-i-say-asexual: Easy Delete blog
chathurlant: plankhandles: Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”
airfierce: I was right.
heyitscarlosjr: Scratch n sniff
dankmemeuniversity:
saintmotelevision:sir, that’s my emotional support adult content
john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty: black–twitter:
blissyoukrishna:
maxwellbarrett: all you sugar daddies who wanna spoil me HMU before this sites gone lol
pussysmize: ive just been thinking about this for the past 6 hours
stfeyes: Mong Kok in the rain https://www.instagram.com/stfeyes/
viewfromdeeeg: viewfromdeeeg: Business heaux Well, enjoy while you can.
neuroticgaymusings: The new meme is just adding this to everybody’s posts
kingdomheartstwo: op how much is your rent?? Where do you work?? They hiring??
mahboi: history1970s: damn it turned the water into 90s anime water
To Be Completely Honest
cybra-sensei: thispreciousthing: A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like. “You can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,” I told him. His face lit up. “But you have to buy it yourself.” I’ve never seen someone go from
facts-i-just-made-up: urben911: facts-i-just-made-up: Has anyone posted a female presenting Naples yet? What’s wrong with her hand Hastyphotoshopitis.
ilovehotasianguys:
beyoncescock: allthingshyper: st-just: Hero. If you look up power move in the dictionary, you get this story My type of hero
ainaru: Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea phone wallpapers
