consultingaytective: what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffany’s at midnight. do i go for the vault? no, i go for the chandelier. it’s priceless. as i’m taking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it’s her father’s business.
tags: lmfao, every time i yell DWIGHT IT'S CALLED TIFFANY BECAUSE THAT WAS THE FOUNDER'S LAST NAME
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