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spacemonkeyg78: zombierightsactavist: Someone: hires a woman Men: “THIS IS LITERAL OPRESSION” The automatic assumption that recruiting women equals hiring less qualified people is some serious sexism at work.
loloftheday: Someone please buy them a Happy Meal
haecceitism:art
galactic-polywag: elfwreck: wanderingquill: timdrakeothy: hot take: ‘chivalry’ is fine as long as it’s adapted to 21st century values. if you are a male, you SHOULD be aware that your female friends face certain issues that you as a male dont.
characters: sonypraystation: she’s not into you shes just social me when i see my cat rub against someone i don’t like
titenoute: humansofnewyork: “My husband got involved with a younger woman at work. I was relaxed about it at first. He’s thirteen years younger than me, so I thought: ‘Shit happens.’ But then she got pregnant. Luckily through the divorce
otus-bakkamoena:
fierceawakening: quinepeather: diet-soda: bless Scottish twitter ya fuckin space slice He canny speak YIT 🤣
dammitsammy: mens-rights-activia: iamtypinglike98madmen: killer-snail: sandersstudies: kurapikawithagun: kurapikawithagun: Disney peaked with the Emperor’s New Groove Eartha Kitt’s performance as Yzma…the music…the comedy…the Kronk.
thanbk: thanbk: financial goals: bathtub that’s deep enough for me to be 100% fully submerged; preferably one of those triangle corner ones. Also maybe being debt free but the tub comes first me, 8 years old, sitting in the largest bathtub that
mothermayhem: protestants: god is not an absent father! talk to god like a friend! god is always with you! bring your problems to god, no matter how small! it’s not at all weird to call god “daddy!” catholics: god is far too important to give a
s1stertosleep-deactivated202303:whitmanic:*does magic but in a ditzy way, like a real himbo*Howl’s Moving Castle, 2004
grimdark-knight-of-space:c-bassmeow:I hate this site
izzetheking:i think babies run in my family because every time one of my family members give birth its always a baby
:Joaquin Phoenix has the prettiest eyes I’ve ever seen and such a warm relaxing voice and don’t even get me started on his singing voice and looks fine as hell in suits and extra soft in hoodies and has such a lovely disposition and when he genuinely
clowntramp:Things he did: that
mxxn-kitten: vampire-kohai: mxxn-kitten: stonedlilbrat: mxxn-kitten: Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it *classes is cancelled * Me- God???? Is that you??? Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today Boss: (Looks like God’s
possiblestalker:Of COURSE John Mulaney is the first male comedian to have a good #MeToo joke.
rodrickheffeley:comedians: it’s so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offendedrobert pattinson, without an inch of effort:
vampiredick: wwinchester: reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
depression-healthy-carrier:It’s called the circle of life because it’s fucking pointless
surprisedentistry: shelesbianism: This is without a doubt the funniest description of the joker I’ve ever seen this is an excerpt from my resume
northmodern: i know i called you bro but i meant babe.
lauralot89: wondygirl: pineapplebread: tonysbubblebutt: peggy: hey steve, can you go post this letter for me? steve: post a lett- peggy: yeah and have you looked at hotels for our vacation? steve, shaken: oh no lemme just googl- steve: peggy: i’m
lifeisawalnut:vagueshrug:sloppystyle:everythingstarstuff:This post assaulted me
caroldanversenthusiast:Saoirse Ronan yelling at Timothee Chalamet, a thrilling saga by Greta Gerwig.
thebadmovie: problemsleuth: [1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid……. t’anks boss
lullychi: Everyone who’s been talking to me knows i’ve been working on this comic about wlws and cats for a while and i’m so so happy it’s finally here!!! :D idea stolen from this post :’3
I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.
silvandar:
thealogie:i swear any time im trapped with a man in an uber or an appointment or any other professional/capitalist transaction where I can’t just walk away and they keep making bland jokes and engaging me in unpleasant small talk my brain is just a
catchymemes
Everybody wanna be black until the police show up
captain-dorito:
apple-pomme: bisexualowain: Knights are just inherently, immensely sexy… it’s all about the devotion, the ideals, the cool weapons and armor AND the muscles to wield them…
star-eaters: rolingstoneboycomplex: when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me Full paragraph hurts even more. “ (…) I will love you as we find ourselves farther
spooky-lune: #the difference
queerunsolved:BREAKING: Local man fears the dark gorgeous aesthetic of Night Mode and now refuses to shower. More on this story as it develops.
notch0607: ISN’T THIS THE
bimboid:
jaxgreen27: int0themidnightsun: novelconcepts: Repeat after me, kids: your significant other liking multiple genders does nothing to invalidate the fact that they like you best. It simply means that they could have chosen literally anyone on earth,
leupagus: manny-jacinto: Manny Jacinto for Coup de Main Magazine (May 2019)
tryclops:ionlygobye:I’m sick of all you fake fans who say you love himbos but don’t even MENTION Jason Mendoza smh
angryvenus: i honestly believe human beings are not meant to live like this. we are meant to live in loving communities and be around nature every day and grow our own food and create art and not work day and night until we die. this longing for another
fyeahegerton: One of the lads was over at my London flat the other day, and I Instagrammed a picture of him and said, “Look at this cutie,” and a million outlets reported that I was coming out as gay. I’m not gay, but two of my mates came out
vulpesarctica:I prefer the view from up there.
fxckaurl: I love scenes where ppl are playing poker and they show someone’s cards and the music gets intense cause I have no idea how the fuck the game works like is this good or bad we just don’t know
If you’re Filipino (that includes any partial)
kawaiite-mage:It’s awfully sexy of Castlevania to say that the Catholic church as a human institution is susceptible to the same flaws and corruption as any other institution instead of the stock edgy “all religion is fake and god isnt real
adayunwired: transpondster: Heroism in Hong Kong, 2019 [note: for those who use the mm-dd-yyyy US date format, in the photo above “1/10/2019″ means Oct 1, 2019. Also, “Carrie” refers to Carrie Lam, the Chief Executive of Hong Kong] Fucking
anachronic-cobra: grimauxiliatrixofficial: haraamzada: This is how you introduce a fuckin villain in dnd Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
OPEN RP
lyjerria:some of y’all only show kindness to women in the hopes that you’ll sleep with her and it shows
zahnegott-lives: not-racist-frog: thatpettyblackgirl: every day men leave their homes with no bag, no water bottle, no lip balm, no hand sanitizer, no extra layer in case they get cold, just keys and a wallet shoved into their pocket. chaotic and
russiacore: amazing
arabwife:attachment is an illusion. you don’t need anyone or anything. you think you do but you don’t
27yrslater: alright, i had to upload to youtube but here’s the quarry scene from ch 1 with most of the background music removed. there is cute dialogue between the kids that gets drown out so i thought you all might wanna have a listen :)
amez-santiago: Really, really listening… Try it guys.
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![adayunwired: transpondster: Heroism in Hong Kong, 2019 [note: for those who use the mm-dd-yyyy US date format, in the photo above “1/10/2019″ means Oct 1, 2019. Also, “Carrie” refers to Carrie Lam, the Chief Executive of Hong Kong] Fucking](https://69.media.tumblr.com/ae954080baddd5308f39479a254bb9a2/tumblr_pyx61vVWWB1qeyudjo2_250.jpg)
