charlesoberonn: Reporter: “Madam President, Madam President, one question please!” Connie: “Yes?” Reporter: “Is it true that when you were 13 you rode a giant pink lion while fused with your to-be-husband, holding a magical sword and shield
tags: connies campaign slogan, 'i rode a fucking pink lion into battle weilding a sword bigger than my body'
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