taddle: kvothe-kingkiller: deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala: allonsy-sherlock: popetwitter: kaalashnikov: squeakykins: yzma: putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy #or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting tooth paste on wow excuse
tags: i soften the bristles on my toothbrush, what kind of monster doesn't
original: https://jacquemousse.tumblr.com/post/119837813746