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parskis: i swear to god, men raising their voice is the most terrifying thing in the whole world. they dont understand, like its an immediate panic response, game over
where is my mind?
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litlanac:simple and effective ways to deal with stress include AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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urbancatfitters: half girl half asleep
latinarebels: whatwouldthomasjeffersondo: Yeah, something like that. sounds about right
pleatedjeans: via
meladoodle: *doesn’t undo laces and almost breaks ankle trying to get shoes off* it’s… faster.. this way..
lead the way
prisonsentience: just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth
join us
erectdick: same
irwlns: rapping to prove nothing, just writing to say something.
snorlaxatives: accidentally walking through a spiderweb
switchingtogeico:USE A DIFFERENT FONT
ultrafunnypictures:My Popsicle had three sticks and a terrifying message.
dunflower: imaginethedarkerside: dunflower: u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along No one will understand how much this just broke my heart. this post got 500 thousand notes bc people think
sometimesscribbling: I’m so glad Chris Pratt is out there guarding our galaxy with a pack of velociraptors
meow
Elle
WOW!
juliankoster: can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it
color-coded speak
frankyourdeath: me*suddenly is very very sad* me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
hirxeth: “Our only response was to keep on going and ‘fuck everything’. Pile misery upon misery.”Trainspotting (1996) dir. Danny Boyle
Sit down, Stay a while
unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream: DECORATING SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS WITH PARTY HATS TO CELEBRATE GEORGE ORWELL’S BIRTHDAY
*Rolls your opinion into a joint*
to define is to limit
Light Up
Winona Ryder in Heathers (1988)
joeliebgot: computer unfreezes“oh are you done? you’re done having a hissyfit now? you’re ready to function like a reasonable machine?”
drugs and tv shows
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Peace Is Skin Deep
floozys:parental figure: “sit like a lady” me:
pterodactuality: i love giant squid documentaries bc they’re always like “it’s just so big but we just… can’t fuckign f ind it??? ? where is this fucking squid? ? ? ?? ???”
I don't know anymore
why
vivrant thing
aimmyarrowshigh: i mean i get that the entire theme of the franchise is “this is a terrible idea” butif there were a real jurassic park/worldi’d totally goi’d diebut i’d totally go