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mydesires71: dianassexyfetish: Hell yeh Yep, like them all. Could go for the orgasm right now. How about you?
Love, Sex and Beautiful People
Me @ Most of America rn
The Best of Tumblr
spaceweekes: imagine if joe biden ran for president, won, and made obama his vp, and then we could have 8 more years of jobama
fappingeveryday: Fapping Everyday
SpongeBob SquarePants
boobs-and-blondes: are cute dates and rough sex too much to ask for
I Should Move to Massachusetts
halfsollux: am i even good at kissing this is a serious concern of mine
starting-to-feel-just-right: 1hat3u: hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof I’ve never seen anything so accurate though
bloodbending: i love that hillary calls trump “donald” bc it reminds everyone that he’s held no political position and has no experience, plus it diminishes all the power of the brand name “trump” and instead reminds us of a stuttering idiot
My Name's Conan Edogawa
blackgirlorangemind: suicidalghosts: *is still v excited about books but doesn’t have the motivation or concentration to read like I used to* I feel so attacked because accuracy.
jeeno2: (x) I will miss this family so much.
daily-meme: Arguing About Gender Equality Nowadays.
justactnatural: You: willy nilly Me, an intellectual: william nilliam
betweenthetights: talking to trump supporters
partyshoggoth: Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir
friendz0ne
victorkrvm: Hogwarts Houses + Strengths and Weaknesses Not all Gryffindors are good, and not all Slytherins are bad.
sweetsluttyangel: Life is too short to pretend you’re not into some kinky shit
icecreamsandwichcomics: aimless efforts
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untexting: How am I supposed to be productive when Netflix just automatically plays the next episode for you?
Zoo Collected Harambe's Sperm to Ensure "It's Not the End of His Gene Pool"
prettycryptic: sociallyxawkwardxpenguin: prettycryptic: i can be romantic ok “Bee vomit” instead of honey“Glucose” instead of sugar“Infant” instead of babe“Dulcet dessert” instead of sweetie pie tag urself I’m bee vomit
srsfunny: Human, I See You Are Trapped In My Butt Warming Machine
b00kstorebabe: tfw when you’re reading an exciting part of your book and your eyes keep jumping ahead and skimming paragraphs bc you’re so desperate to know what happens and you’re like hey self, calm down, take it easy and enjoy the ride.
itsstuckyinmyhead: lesbiansinouterspace: I don’t have that “unfollow me now this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about” screenshot on hand but y'know, that.
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Black and White
aleksandranicole: bl-ossomed: fantasticarepickles: this makes my heart ache Silverstein always has been, and always will be my favorite poet because he doesn’t even need words in his poem to make people open their eyes. So sad This makes me cry
starrose17: starrose17: Walking to work going past my Pokemon gym that I’ve owned undefeated for the past week and I see a kid sitting by it obviously battling my Golbat I left to defend it. I ask him, “What team you on?” He looks up, “Mystic”.
theglintoftherail: It’s been like two days
buying-new-s0ul: literally what it feels like to suffer from sertraline/Zoloft withdrawal.
The Phantom
all the shine.
hopeydopey526: Kinda hungry kinda horny kinda tired kinda wanna get a tattoo
unusualravenclaws: does anyone else notice how misinterpreted the houses are? like why are slytherins refered to as being ‘edgy bad chicks/guys’ and ‘sex gods/goddesses’ when it’s their house, of all four houses, that values traditionalism?
monochrome-miku: “Hey guess what”“No you have to guess”
the realest but also the most basic
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littlesadpianist: It’s not like I’m having suicidal thoughts.
When you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.
professordiggsy: 11037baseballs: thepastelprince: socialjusticejonah: wow i really wanna get crunk This is important I want a zombie @astraeavixen Reblogging for future use.
Beth.
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virgo-png: what if i like…didnt fuck up for once??? That would be so lit
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Business suits and combat boots..
ojiisanholic: facingthewaves: “I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses. A wicked grin split across my face
You need to marry someone you'd still be down to fuck real quick in the laundry room while the kids are watching 'The Lion King' downstairs and there's only ten minutes left on the timer till you need to take the dinosaur nuggets out the oven.
