saintlaurentgirl: *me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it Flavored corn liquor. 100+ proof grape juice that looks and tastes like grape juice. Drank half a fifth like water and paid for
tags: no lies, you need a plug tho
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