officalsquidward: totally-not-superboy: smallpox: instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant Are you a U.S. senator? If you have sex with the lights off, the sperm won’t know where
tags: lol, try at your own risk
original: https://gregwuzhere.tumblr.com/post/120518566939