Five By Five (gloomae.tumblr.com)
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3-goblins-in-a-trench-coat: I’m sick and tired of being called “mortal” like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
gwynndolin:im dumb and women control me
puddingskinmcgee: nobody wants to admit it but lgbt representation in almost all media is in a really bad place right now everybody wants to pretend we’re in a renaissance when in reality we’re in a dark age, where bury your gays, stereotyping, baiting,
i-am-a-fish: rosepowdr: i-am-a-fish: i don’t got street smarts OR book smarts. where the fuck did i invest all my skill points In gay
frawgs: guess i’m holding my own tiddie tonight
millennial-review:
we really gotta live like this?
WARNING:
dankmemesreasonforliving:
moonlightangel: no offense but i have every right to not trust men
inanotherunivrse: in another universe, we are two neighboring stars. you love me back.
rosecolouredbitch: some of you have never been in the business of misery and it shows :/
number one alicent hightower understander
pearl-squared: heartsfemme: heartsfemme: women are… like pasta i love eating both janelle monae wrote this at 2:30 am from her samsung smart fridge
cezarywho: wylikit: Earth
THIS ISN’T REAL
truereset:some of you have never treated a cat with enough love and kindness to experience their adoration and trust and it shows
thewatchmen: It is true that those we meet can change us, sometimes so profoundly that we are not the same afterwards, even unto our names. Life of Pi (2012) dir. Ang Lee
curseworm: curseworm: stop arguing about whether gay men have it easier or lesbians have it easier the answer is that straight people have it easier and we have to kill them straight people are all over this post acting like the scary internet lesbian
zxu:some of y’all have never and it shows
bi-woman-majesty: Me: *flirts with girl* Her: *flirts back* Me: *was not expecting that and am now panicking*
Winx Enchantix!
izukusfreckles: some of you have never hyperfixated on a show/franchise so hard that any mention of it in your vicinity sets you vibrating at the speed of sound and it shows
erikkillmongerdontpullout: Emma Stone screaming “I’m sorry” during Sandra Oh’s monologue shows that at any given moment, without a hint of irony, White women will insert themselves into a woman of color’s spotlight. She HAD to say something,
aidashakur:
iskinaary: ask-link-the-hylian-champion: iskinaary: watching spiderverse makes me never wanna see another live action movie ever again like. why did we ever start making comic books into live action movies?? make it animated to explore the art form
marisatomay: some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows
margretqualley: i only care about women
gothgfs:some of y’all never spent your formative adolescent years listening to marina and the diamonds and it shows
alexander: Use y=mx+b to calculate the slope of the line you just crossed
bogusdotcom:sir that’s my emotional support hyperfixation
sacred1987: cant fucking believe i missed the 80s…..the audacity……,
quasarden: Shout out to Spider-Man PS4 for having one of the best fake social media feeds
christinecanigula: some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up
woodlesbian:some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/
lesbwian:
nikoni:
biyaself:I’m afraid of living a stagnant life. I want to do more, I want to see more, I want to be more. I want to constantly grow and better myself in who I am, in my friendships in my relationships, in my career, in every single aspect of my life.
superpagangirl: the ONLY thing that is artificial or fAkE about me…is this! *slams strap-on down on the table*
kimlipinjection: foreverfakingsmiles: whitelucio: It’s so hot that we all survived 2018 and xxxtentacion didn’t Fuck you!! X was everything!!! everything but alive
fastbreakthrees: stickynutjuice: pussy is a real thing? no bro who lied to you
i am the joke
puking american dreams
beautglow: It’s that time of the year again
alghannam: high key only want u
meanplastic:
Με Αγαπάς;
sunnysapphos:not to flex but i’m not straight
refure: me @ anything ever: it’s like that one episode of spongebob
iamcharles: I don’t want to take care of my responsibilities I just want to eat pussy
farmerlesbian:surround yourself with lesbians and you will find yourself so much happier
self-ambient: Where am I supposed to show hole now? In public?
tupacabra: staff was like oh shit like the 17th 17th??
froody: dorian hid that painting but I bet y'all if he’d just hung it in his living room and been like “oh yeah I get someone to come in and paint it to be slightly more gruesome every night” and everybody woulda been like “I believe you you
rocketreturns: its gonna be unreal funny when absolutely nothing happens tomorrow
licensedlesbian: Lesbians construct intricate rituals to tell the girl they like that they like her, without actually telling her they like her.
sexualremarks: whorville: Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
federalbureauofislam: no offence but do i look like i understand anything
