momomomma2: momomomma2: trying to convince people who don’t live around corn that you Do Not Fuck With Corn is such a weird and exhausting conversation like how am i supposed to convince your california ass that something evil is within those stalks
tags: listen, even before our move to western TN i was aware of this corn rule, there is nothing good or wholesome in those fields, they are not the field of dreamw scarnarios out there
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