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liquidstar: anyone else get the constant fear that there are unspoken social rules you dont know about (especially in new situations, like when i first started taking the bus, i was afraid i was doing it wrong lol) so youre just always on edge and kind
goingknowherewastaken: diana-steves: #unclear if steve is turned on by bondage or honesty (via @resistancepilots) Bold of you to assume it’s only one of those and not both
michaelsheenfanclub: good omens + textposts III
billprideauxs: pleasestopandrew: tarynel: What’s your fantasy? I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world. reblog for this ultimate fantasy
anarchy-kisses:May I present to you:Book sellerCrystal seller He sells flowers She will sell you a pumpkin this fallWould you like to purchase.. bean?They are regulars. They buy mushrooms for soup She has more options Don’t be scared, he’s just been
fuckyeahgoodomens: (x)
ezraomii:Crowley: I’m incredibly fast at math.Aziraphale: Alright, what’s 30x17?Crowley: 47Aziraphale: That’s not even close.Crowley: But it was fast.
snarksassandalittlecrass: kallmekarlsson: snarksassandalittlecrass: kallmekarlsson: First impressions of hockey players part II By @snarksassandalittlecrass I for one, am really proud my dad can catch vermin with his bare hands. Well Patty did adopt
snarksassandalittlecrass:::I made @snarksassandalittlecrass, who knows nothing about hockey boys, look at hockey boys and give me her opinion. The results are gold.Bonus: I still got hella questions about that shaved bear running away from the zoo.
daenerya: Platonic though the relationship may be, from the meet cute to the tragic separation, their bond has all the elements of a classic romance. These two men love each other — as any pair of friends who faced exclusion, combat, inhumanity, and
queerbeerz: I am screAMING
autumnawaits: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINESHRIEKING SKULLS WILL SHOCK YOUR SOULSEAL YOUR DOOM TONIGHT
cinnamon-sweater-weather:
avocadojoner: adolescenthowell: hozier really came out here and changed his link to his merch on his site to “take me to merch” and this is the best way to remember he’s a fucking millennial. Same energy
powerburial:y0urbestie:sketiana:sketiana:sketiana:sketiana:sketiana:God i wish all real life billionaires were more like tony stark 😩deadits been 15 days since i made this post and in them both jeffrey epstein & david koch died maybe this site
snarksassandalittlecrass: mirthandstar: I have no excuse for this other than I just love this movie, love this scene, love this song, and I love these two. @sharksandotherthings
boahancokk: Katara + favourite waterbending moves
s0bri3ty-is-0v3rr4t3d: Let me just spread this gospel truth🙏
thanbk: thanbk: financial goals: bathtub that’s deep enough for me to be 100% fully submerged; preferably one of those triangle corner ones. Also maybe being debt free but the tub comes first me, 8 years old, sitting in the largest bathtub that
behind-the-student: My therapist: you need to trust yourself
jesuismurphy: jesuismurphy: jesuismurphy: Hands down my favorite part of Night At The Museum is that it’s low key the plot of The Mummy (1999) but like, chill. Like Rami Malek’s character isn’t like a mannequin come to life like the rest of
bigprettygothgf: my-wanton-self: nowscience: There are A LOT of crabs on Christmas Island, man. They used to cross the road, probably, no definitely, without looking left and right. And they got squished. Environmentalists had a hell of a job, keeping
ukulelekatie:☀️Eclipse🌙
elysean: in this galaxy, there’s a mathematical probability of three million earth-type planets. and in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. and in all of that… and perhaps more, only one of each of us.
Reblog if you're a Star Trek fan (any and all series and movies) and you're female.
cptn-jtk: jim sends this to crew members who skip their medical evaluations
annathewitch: tolstoyevskywrites: To me, the most unrealistic thing about Star Trek has always been the fact that the away teams take their helmets off when they visit new planets just because the environment looks pretty and the air is breathable. Like,
oaktreesandhuneysuckle: keensensedsinner: Can we just…? KSS🖤 Omg! Yes this!!!!
pleafromacatnamedvirtue: floridaoranges: vsantangelos: notsweettea: profmeowmers: i’ve found it, the promised land I’ve been here! There a truck stop and a diner. In the women’s bathroom there’s a fully clothed statue and if you try to
dailyavengers:remaining members of the guardians of the galaxy being a big mood
thehappyhooker: invaderxan: Women who are beyond done with all of this shit. (via) When I look at this I feel like it should be something from 100 years ago but this is really going on right now
ottermatopoeia: ottermatopoeia: kiwimidnight: This was………………. the drag of the century Same energy
uwillneverknowwho: nerdgul: lovetechnique: why can’t MY life be a 50k slow burn friends to lovers fic Whos to say it isnt. u wouldnt even notice till chapter 17 Okay this is the most inspiring thing I’ve read in the last week
ladies-of-theatre: Elle Woods did not graduate as Valedictorian of Harvard Law for you to associate women in power with having a lack of ‘traditional femininity’ Wear pink, be a hopeless romantic and kick ass ladies
kyluxlovechild: curiooftheheart: queen-of-dirt: moth-mobile: pyronoid-d: pyronoid-d: pyronoid-d: pyronoid-d: /r/choosingbeggars is the only good Subreddit I’ve decided This is one of the best ones I’ve found from there Damn you’re
llamagoddessofficial: gahdamnpunk:UNMUTE THIS 💀💀 I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time
star-spangled-man-with-a-plan: ilovchrisevansandsebastianstan: Meanwhile in a parallel universe , Imagine that ending wow that beautiful I can do this all day. *SNAP*
fanotastic:mercuryinfusedhatter:fanotastic:This hellsite rnI’m am so glad to report this meme was used in an actual news articleVox
worm-suggestion: It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny. I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit. I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.
baumguy: stenchy-wench: so apparently John Mulaney was Aesop in 500 B.C John Mulaney being the modern form of the immortal Aesop isn’t a take I expected, but it’s a take I can get behind.
fandomsaremyfavoritething: IAN MCKELLEN IS A TREASURE AND WE MUST PROTECT HIM WITH OUR EVERYTHING
gabe-the-fallen-angel:What actual friendship is like
ask-the-clergy-bc:klutzdeluxe:wayward-wormie:You horny bastards really just see a pair of hands and go absolutely feral huhMe @ Adam Driver Ghost fandom call out post.
There are only 3 kinds of people:
darlingtholland:Me too, bitch. Me too.
windows-98: can’t wait for automattic to make this joke image from years ago a reality
clarabosswald: the ONE TRUE most thrilling saga by philip pullman
chubbybunnyruby: In case anyone needed it, heres a translation: Guy filming: “give me chile, dude. Let me get chile, dude! LET ME GET CHILE. AAH. NO! NO!” Lady at the table (I cant really hear her but I think she says?): give him a tostada Guy filming:
everythingfox:pet pet pet
ekjohnston: I LIVE
vampireapologist-archive-deacti:foxbap:vampireapologist-archive-deacti:vampireapologist-archive-deacti:Ppl r always like “wah wah we HAVE to use mediocre CGI bc makeup and practicla effects is ice consuming and unrealistic for closeups”& Jurassic
iwoulddieforyoukeanureeves: Britney: you better work, bitch me, a Bitch:
warden-solaire-fh: uhohabear: boggoth: uhohabear: Get you a party this lit I know this is a standard party but I can’t help but bring my It is approved, I also present this roster update. That Paladin fashion gets a 10/10 from me
caroldanversenthusiast:Saoirse Ronan yelling at Timothee Chalamet, a thrilling saga by Greta Gerwig.
I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.
magicarin: rice-goddess: vivalbertine: waylaidbyspace: mercy-misrule: sparkldog: vivalbertine: vivalbertine: hey since I just told a friend this and they found it helpful: if you’re having hallucinations and are having trouble distinguishing
invaderperidot: babelady: when that seasonal depression hit someone add a pic im on mobile
meloneons-deactivated20210423:faehalfwit:*dancing queen by ABBA plays in the distance while I bleed out on the bathroom floor from 17 stab wounds* i’m fucking REELING from this tag @poetromantics
tooiconic: by-grace-of-god: freshest-memes: Roman emperor in a lower temperature …Caesar in the freezer …Ruler in the cooler …Julius in the coolius Julius in the Coolius
cobaltdays-deactivated20210208:satanstrousers:xsomeone: “wanna get a chicken nugget”?me: “that doesn’t fit into my budget”