it’s not like there was a FUCKING CENTIPEDE crawling across my stomach! I s2g I’m going to set my house on fire. oh and then immediately after I swipe the little bastard off of my belly, A MOSQUITO LANDED ON ME.
tags: why do bad things happen to good people, I am a good person!, this is not up for debate assholes!
original: https://famatah.tumblr.com/post/29041905051