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Cool Kids Never Sleep
poppybottle: Luke Skywalker running away but leaving a map like
lead the way
Paradise
bohiti: findpeacewithinyou: my 15 year old brother telling me about this girl he met wake me up when a boy loves me this much
goaliesarethebest: whoatetheramen: arrghigiveup: legotheeggo: trees-and-videogames: animentality: itsacpsideblog: ilyagoalvalchuk: nellyemily: I like how everybody is paired off haha #this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than
hi im kath!
MEAN PLASTIC 💖
imsoofuckingsad:it’s like i always say: fuck
womanbecomescow:GIRLS WITH IRON DEFICIENCY MAKE SOME NOI- *falls asleep due to fatigue*
somefagonyourdash:me contemplating fucking a sugar daddy
househunting: 贫,900/2 br/1520 sq ft Oshkosh, WI built in 1926
old to me new to you
sirenlovesong: ariannagrandeofficial: big-chicken: cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE
shamballas:
thejusticethatissocial:flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flESH FLESH FLESH FLESHFLESHFLESH
starlitsequins: adventure time on its dying breath:
bennyslegs: when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation
💩🍓
scorntrooper: Team “I imagined a scenario too hard and it upset me”
wavecapwarfare: y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually
sbstianstans:# this is an actual thing freddie mercury said on camera in 1984
Hi there
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wholeheartedsuggestions:just because she’s pretty, that doesn’t mean you’re not. don’t compare yourself. there are infinite types of beauty and you happen to be one of them.
orwell: thejusticethatissocial: I wish I understood what goes on inside Mads Mikkelsen’s head After all, I am the bitch.
nursejoy: having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die
real-live-dragon: harvard-dad: The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking
theshitpostcalligrapher: setheverman: skidspace: Seth Everman keeps trying to get me to eat ass these tweets are but a fraction, for i am the alexandrian library of ass eating local funnyman @setheverman inspires calligrapher to break out inks the
lyrics-and-music: Upside Down // The Story So Far
bongfucker: i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis
itsqueerlyhalloween:Holy fucking christ
Was told to "actually read the policy". So I did.
1-800-oxiclean: Girls like hearing men moan during sex Girls LIKE hearing men moan during sex GIRLS LIKE hearing men moan during sex GIRLS LIKE hearing MEN MOAN during SEX GIRLS LIKE HEARING MEN MOAN DURING SEX
dirtyberd: Same
darkandstormyslash: fireandlifeincarnate: look…………….. write as much shitty fic as you want. nobody can stop you. you’re learning constantly and it’s better to write hackneyed implausible ridiculousness than it is to not write at all out
fuckshitavenue: flannelsandjeans: flannelsandjeans: Buffets are PVP enabled areas Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza Enchanting her weapon
comcastkills: targuzzler: comcastkills: where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.” thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever
lumiereandpenumbra: feministism: Freddie Oversteegen, Dutch resistance fighter who killed Nazis through seduction, dies at 92 Yet Freddie Oversteegen and her sister Truus, two years her senior, were rare exceptions — a pair of teenage women who
motherhenna: prettypositivity: if it makes you happy, it’s not a waste Me, whispering to myself while playing an eighth consecutive hour of skyrim at 2 am
ZACK IS ON TUMBLR
G L O R I O U S
istoleyourpanties: quarterclever: especiallygoodfinder: nepeter: australians dont have sex australians mate I spat out my coffee sorry about your fUCK
dankmemeuniversity:
linguisticparadox: salty-french-fry: brandnewatari2600: you can only reblog this today Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work Bob Ross will bless all people’s work
biwitched: *Male director voice* I wanted it to be raw and real. I wanted you to see her at her lowest point. Her most vulnerable. I wanted it to be ugly and uncomfortable. The scene in question: woman takes off her makeup
dustmitt: kylehasatumblr: GOD FUCKING BLESS YOU INSOMNIAC HOLY SHIT 1080P FULL HD MAYMAYS
zoti-arush:
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