flabofsteel: sams-supernatural-dick: “Do you realise how many carbs is in tha-” This speaks to me on so many levels right now
tags: when anyone mentions a diet to me ever, like please fuck off, i don't give a shit about your damn diet, 'oh you must try the new no carbs and NO FUCKING FUN diet its really great :)'
original: https://duxwontobey.tumblr.com/post/140279769805