Harsh Boogie (discount-supervillain.tumblr.com)
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oh robot, you sure know how to party
legs for decades
Hm. I’ve never really been good at stuff like this.
I… I think there’s supposed to be a joke. I can’t remember what it was. Or is. Or if I remembered to put one in. I know I saved these files as frogerang but I don’t really know what that means.
ah, my ancient enemy, clothing that technically fits, but isn’t really comfortable.
all this romance in the air is making me wistful
she thinks she’s so great…
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Start the dirges, boys, my tablet’s taking a dive. I’m glad I had the foresight to start commissions when I did, because my faithful companion’s gears are twisting themselves up pretty good.Sidenote: the joke here is that ruby is confused by sapphire’s
I always think it’s sad when religion comes between family.
head fuzzy, all full of spaceships and tiny russians. Kzaht.
Something like that, I guess.
half the calories TWICE THE FLAVOR
Cherish what you got, baby.
I don’t know how much control gems have over color when they shapeshift, but I bet garnet could manage ‘happy’ korosensei.
Good Idea: Letting your child learn to cookNot So Good Idea: Letting your child learn to cook without supervision. Is that a phone?
I blame the big donut.
now I know what you’re thinkin’, DSVKKBotW, why did you draw her hands up like that? and the answer is you can’t tell me what to do you’re not my real dad
I hope nobody bites off Steven’s head.
luckily it’s sort of a once in a trillion lifetimes sort of thing.
also see: Steven and Connie’s last minute Ring Wraith costume.
I was so preoccupied with whether I could, I never stopped to think if I should have. Bruh.
I wonder how much information poofed gems are aware of as pertaining to their surroundings.
The world’s a little warmer with you, Ruby.And I suppose it’s a bit cooler with Sapphire.
haha! Steven can’t grow a beard! hahaha *scratches inadequate stubble* haha. hah. heh. hrm.
so… this came out a little spookier than I thought it would. Originally I was gonna make a joke about how steven and connie wouldn’t do this because it would cut their candy pull in half, but instead… Oh well. Just, do me a favor and don’t
Oh yeah, thousands. Maybe hundreds of thousands. Character creation is a good way to occupy my restless mind. Here’s two of my favorites, Yufi Nobu with her magic sword, Magnificent, and the demon who resides in the sword, also named Magnificent. They’re
Ah, I remember the endless eight. Good times.
halloween marches ever closer
So I did another video also. It’s a bit shorter.
for a spite draw, this was actually a lot of fun to make and I like how it turned out.
The pair have acquired rather successful jobs as wacky inflatable arm man and battle-toad stunt double, respectively
big small
Hrm. Just read up on the most recent tumblr thing. Pretty depressing. Hope she’s doing better. And I hope you’re all smart enough to stay away from people who’d say things like that. On an unrelated note, hit up the request box if you have any fat
would you believe I was too lazy to just do a sketch. Like, I did the bottom, then I just… sort of… kept going.
*insert ripping sound*
ugh, there’s this taste in my mouth. Tastes like old world gold. Like something ironic’s about to happen to me.
I fear the abacus.
shit
*lemmejustscoopsomethingfromzuke*do you guys ever think about how she’s always wearing something she can eat?
JUST KIDDING THAT DIDN’T WORK HERE’S THIS BOY I DID A GOODEDIT: OK APPARENTLY THAT DIDN’T WORK EITHER SO HERE IT IS AT FULL RESOLUTION OVER HEEEEEEEREEEEEE
and also there’s garnet
They kept Amethyst, I think they can manage Peridot.
commission for emelld based on thiiiisalso the greatest joke ever made is hidden in plain sight in this one.
man, it’s been raining here for like, fifteen hours. It’s very relaxing.
thug life
in a bold move for my first commission of the season, I seem to have decided to do none of the foretold options.edit: also it’s a gif now just for funsies
So. Yeah. Commissions. Here we go. I’m starting early because I don’t want to procrastinate, and Christmas is going to be here before I know it, and my tablet is starting to fritz out. So I’m going to start taking commissions again, in the same
I’d like to see a world that’s just Peridot dealing with being afraid of dogs.
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