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bleakmouse: reversecentaur: the tories are like u2 in that they’re the most popular but you don’t actually know anyone who likes them this is actually v similar to the time i woke up with u2’s album on my itunes when i categorically didnt want
theproblematicblogger:I want my funeral to be nothing but cotton eyed joe playing on repeat for the entire ceremony because if I’m in hell then y’all are going to be in hell too.
firelorcl: dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone
I tried on some real Ariana grande whore heels in my friends house tonight. Although I may look happy, it’s really me screaming in terror pre-fall.
10/10 best post to ever exist
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taphophilia: graveyard by void-manifest on Flickr.
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classicmodels: Frida By Benjamin Vnuk For Glamour France May 2015
Do you like the person you've become?
giraffepoliceforce:vnicent:otteroftheworld:My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.how does. how does this happen.
Gunther Zecena
drakebarmitzvah:*gets up before noon* man i really have my shit together today i am so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure
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chippper replied to your post: I never get to have baths anymore, thi…moral tribes by joshua greenThank you, friend. I’ll add it to the list.
I never get to have baths anymore, this will be fun.I’m about to start reading The Lover by Marguerite Duras, but it’s only like 100 pages long.Someone throw out a few good books for me to read please.
emobaria:I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago
dalishprince:dalishprince:*straight people voice* is he… you know……a mage?
I’m straight
7while23:Tom Burr - Dark Cloud - 2011
Within & Without
Vaginitis
irishcroissant:the-llamas-pajamas:dw00dz: Remember to buy your naggins & cans early this week, because under strict orders from Jesus ‘No Craic’ Christ, no off licences will be open on Friday. Public service announcement This is probably the
tyrabankruptcy: nijuukoo: sheenaduquette:kurota-haruka:tsukidaisy:neuxue:alltimekxylx:vacuumssuck:French person: 80French person: lol blaze it i just 5 to my knees I laughed so hardthis whole post makes me want to 7 something on firei’ve had e9 of
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pragmaticgryffindor:person: are you gay?me: noperson: so you’re straightme: nopeperson: then what are you???me: ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent concentrated pain,
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Move Over, Kale. 2015's Next Big Superfood is
taste-my-forbidden-fruit: I’m so done with people I just love dogs
Q U K K O
phatticuss: my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend! me:
burgrs: if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful
gorgonetta:[Painting of Death as a spectral nanny taking a child and infant away from their bereaved family. A detail shows the family’s house number is 1918.]I never realized this until seeing the detail, but this painting is most likely about the
It really stresses me out when people think there needs to be an event that subsequently made you feel like shit when you’re having a bad day. That’s not always the case at all, and when people plague you with questions saying ‘well something must
richdadzayn:white pale blog girls on tumblr be like:my mouth was the cigaretteyour dick was the lighter; and we collided.*reblogs pics of drugs*
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its-tuesday-again:i don’t know why but insults paired with really suburban names crack me up“suck a dick, craig”“fight me, helen”“see you in hell, bernard”
sian-valentine: just-shower-thoughts:Liam Neeson struggles with being unappreciated after saving his family. Taken 4: GrantedWhen the franchise is stretched out to a fifth movieTaken: The Piss
Sometimes you die by the Drop
bombing: what is it with toddlers and personal space? if this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time i’m launching him across the parking lot
svau: You don’t know how much someone is worth to you until you sell them
dialupmodem: frillyknickersxo: vspanther: shrimpfur: Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them “suck my dick” ok “bite me” hell yeah “kiss my ass” sure “Fuck you” well if you insist.
dannnylawrence: unlimitedgoats: luxvriously: My anaconda will consider it My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause
gotitforcheap: craig chill out man
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slimygoodra: Sexy things to say in bed: 1. (Waluigi voice) wah
standardwhore: i hate when old people glare at me for no reason like fuck off barbara you ruined the economy