Devious Derpy's Muffin Eatery (deviousderpy.tumblr.com)
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Taking a break from Reading.
Take your special somepony on a picnic, it is almost summer!
Spotting something nice.
Stupid socks! A little help getting them off, please?
Hullo all! I am sorry I have not been on, and haven’t left a message. Thank you to those of you showed interest and concern, that is very sweet and nice of you, and I am sorry for not responding. I have not been well, and it has been difficult
Happy Hearts and Hooves, ponies!
v-invidia: Yay My favourite games :)
“Now, please focus, Dash! I just studied how to do this, and it should be easy if we cooperate.” “Haha, fine, just go already, miss egghead!”
“What do you mean ‘not what I had in mind’? I thought this would look great on you!”
Young Celestia :)
v-invidia: A friend suggested I make one of these summary of the year pictures! I drew my first picture in November 2011, so 2012 has been a very different year for me, with so much drawing! All pictures can be found on deviantart :3 The February picture
I need to visit Applejack more often! The fun just seems to follow me even after I leave! <3
Oh, I am fine! It might just, um, hurt to sit for a few days! But there is mail to deliver, and muffins to eat, and neither activity requires sitting :3
Happy new year everypony! <3 Again, thank you lovely ponies for following the blog, and I hope your year will be very amazing! Perhaps you will learn how to bake muffins, and how to get them to be fluffy, and not collapsed (although, the collapsed
To Carrot Top, from Santa Claupse. Merry Christmas everypony <3! Thank you for following the blog, and I hope you will all have nice holidays with lots of muffins! I love yous :3 I’m going home for Christmas celebration with family. See you ponie
askpiratedash: ((About a couple months late on this, but I had to do a follower reaction when a couple certain blogs followed me. Particularly, a couple risque versions of members of PD’s crew. EIC and Devious Derpy (both NSFW) are both great artistic
*Sputter* “Are you really sure you want me to change you back?”
v-invidia: Crossover? Devious Derpy on other blogs? Hmms, I don’t really know all blogs set in other universes. And for example Woonastuck with Devious Derpy wouldn’t be very appropriate, I think :3 Reblogging a question to my mod blog :3
A little heat at 10000 feet. The safety of likely privacy, with the thrill of possible discovery :3 http://i.imgur.com/Xp5HA.jpg
In heat!
I thought this was supposed to be just a trick :‘o
A seamstress ready ^^
:3
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“Applejack, uh…you know how you’re so good with a rope? I, um, thought of another way to put those skills to use.”
Oh, when will I learn that fantasizing and baking are two different activities, and not to be combined! Another batch ruined! …or, um, another batch with unintended flavours. http://i.imgur.com/D8aUR.jpg
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In heat! “Aw, horseapples! Ah just can’t concentrate on work…enough applebuckin’, how about some apple-”
Haha, this is the fourth time, anon! What is it that is so important about that name :D? But fine, I do think it does sound cute. “Ponyexpressia”, squee! Why, yes, I shall thus henceforth be a lady!
Some ponies say Princess Luna is scary, but I can’t wait until next time I get to deliver mail to the castle! I didn’t know Equestria used to be this much fun a thousand years ago :3
Heat! “If you wouldn’t mind, that is…”
This is much better, thank you lovely ponies! I’m not fit to draw or eat muffin right now, but tomorrow I will. I love you!
Oh ponies, you need to ask me something so I can get ideas to work with! I understand that it might seem as if there is little point as there are so few asks I do something with (time constraints! Pesky time!) But it is really helpful to me to kind of
Muffins! They come in all shapes and models! Here’s the last NSFW image: http://i.imgur.com/PO9v4.jpg Oh, and thanks for all the advice on how to upload this, ponies <3
So apparently a few nsfw pony blogs were shut down. Mean! I think it has only happened to bigger blogs, but I'm still scared that it’ll happen to this one, because I really like drawing Derpy’s adventures :‘o Why would someone go
Two questions which can conveniently be answered at the same time! …sorry! The button you’re looking for is in the upper right, called “unfollow” :(
An excellent choice, my faithful student.
It is so very cold today. Good thing my friend is so warm :3
So um I’ve been getting a few questions about myself and I usually reply to them privately so as to not spam your dashboards with stuff you might not be interested in (I am a very boring person, heh.) Some questions have come up more than once,
I think I’ve gotten a second job, yay!
So apparently it is exactly 2 years since the first FiM episode aired! Now where would one be without that? All having a life, and an interest one didn’t have to hide from friends and family, heh :D How boring! You know what this calls for? Also,
I need a muffin.
Oh, don’t keep a lady waiting :3
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There are no muffins here :‘o
Now Discord didn’t do everything wrong. Dash had to admit that what he did to Fluttershy had its upsides. http://i.imgur.com/Q61dR.jpg The drawing was meant to be regular Fluttershy, but half-way in it reminded my of Tiarawhy’s animation
Aerobics! Exercise and proper diet are the mainstays for a healthy lifestyle :3 http://i.imgur.com/ZtGZS.jpg
Thank you <3 I wasn’t into drawing before pone, other than the occasional doodle during slow classes. My first pony was this OC made in paint with the mouse. Her cutie mark was supposed to be a stethoscope :3 Also, while searching for it I came
I just had to say thank you for the compliments you ponies sent me. Many of which are from anonymous, to whom I can’t reply with gratitude. It is nice of you to take time out of your day to send a little niceness to others <3
mlpartconfessions: I love the mod. - Submitted by hainelin02 Haha, a kind anon told me about a particular confession. I don’t understand the “despite” part (or recognize the name Deviant Derpy :3), but I am flattered and glad somepony
A Dash of Apple sex :3
Hrm, better make myself invisible for a few days.
Um, I guess all ponies have a good side :3 http://i.imgur.com/ZRICR.jpg
Deepening the study of friendship, and the teacher-student relationship!
I love my job! Sometimes ponies are just so happy about a visit from a mailmare :3
I’ve never seen a banana muffin before, but I like it! Oh, and as soon as I’m done with it, I should feed it to somepony hungry in Ponyville. We must always think of those hungry or less fortunate :3I wonder if Twilight is hungry.
smittyg draws the very cutest Rainbow. This is Twidash inspired by his style :3
Pinkie told me to borrow this. To “prepare”. I wonder what she meant by that :o Edit: The wings! Always wings or cutie marks missing, argh.
I just love having Rainbow Dash over! And she seems to love eating muffins almost as much as I!
Ever met somepony as nice as Carrot Top? I haven’t!
