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I love the beach. The sun, the surf, the sweet breeze on my skin … there’s a reason I always insist on coming to the clothing-optional beach. Because I get to dress like this, and feel the warm air.Oh, yeah, I know it’s inconvenient for you,
Yes honey, it is new. I bought it today, right after work. My girlfriend helped pick it out. Yeah, she knows everything. I decided to tell her so she could help me make it more fun. And baby, ever since we started playing this game, I have never been
You’ve been edging for me, haven’t you? I can tell. I can feel you throbbing.Aw, don’t worry, honey. I’m home. I can help you edge for the rest of the night.
Bothering you at work? Oh, come on, baby, do you really think I’m being a bother? Your coworkers don’t seem to mind. They even let me help change some oil.Look, I’m not here to ruin your reputation or anything. I get it. You work with cars, and
Good, now hook it up in the back. Excellent. So, how do I look? Ready for the stage? Oh, don’t worry about that stutter. You don’t actually need to say anything. I can tell from the size of your bulge how I look. Excuse me? Did you ask if you could
Hey boss. Surprised to see me on your desk? And dressed like this? Oh yes, quite so. Quite inappropriate for a work environment. I’m surprised you don’t have more explicit terms for my outfit today, given your … shall we say … condition?
Yes, hi, I’d like a combo number 6 with a side of … uh, excuse me, is there a reason you’re staring? I mean, yes, they’re excellent, but-Oh! Well, you should have just said that in the first place. I mean, yeah, it’s completely inappropriate,
Oh! Goodness, you really shouldn’t walk around the house opening doors without knocking.No, no, you’ve already seen anything. Might as well come in. I bet you’ve never seen any prior girlfriend’s mom in such a state, huh? Yes, I can tell. That
Yes, hi, I’d like a combo number 6 with a side of … uh, excuse me, is there a reason you’re staring? I mean, yes, they’re excellent, but-Oh! Well, you should have just said that in the first place. I mean, yeah, it’s completely inappropriate,
