Butts Big As Cars (carsbigasbars.tumblr.com)
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trenchcoats-anonymous: awesomeness2: I identify as a Panzer Tank!!!! I identify as a Spider Tank I identify as a Schwimmwagen amphibious car.
noeltrap: Some moarrrr photos from a couple nights agooo~ :3 Ah, my favorite kind of socks, ones that can go as far up my thighs as I wannttt them to~ ^-^
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00EOB3P5S?colid=3UBAU0G0QD981&coliid=I3P5KF5R02KZR2&psc=1&ref_=wl_it_dp_o_pC_S_ttlIf you’re going to post pictures, shave that shit.
Fucking kill me.
So I’ve put up a link to instructions on how to send me an amazon gift card. It’s there, but I don’t expect it to be used. I don’t intend to profit off this, it’s just a thing I do to have a little fun and take pics while I fuck myself or archive
hayleypetharley: Fluorescent suction dildo needs a little time to recover after that blowjob xP but this purple loving sissy slut is still craving more. That tight little ass is just begging to be fucked, so let’s see what other fun toys we have to
Am I a cool guy or what.
smittenkittenmn: Here’s a handy chart to help you solve lube mysteries!
hayleypetharley: sissyxbunnyx: hayleypetharley: Submitted by proffeser “Felt like sending you this so you can see what you did to me” Okay like seriously, give that to me right now, I can’t even form words, I just want that cock x3 Fuck, fuck,
I’m a peasant with only around 600 followers, not a lot for this sort of thing but enough that I’d get a dollar or two maybe thrown my way from time to time if I set this sort of thing up. Not sure if I’d be willing to do private videos just about
The day after and I’m not feeling any side effects from the lube. Sliquid is a success! Woo for more butt stuff without having to shop around more
Oh boy, a package arrived!
Man I’m like a cool guy now by this metric or something.
Discovered I’m basically allergic to most lube, so new content is on hold for a week or two or three. I’ve got some extra footage lying around so I’ll make gifs out of that in the meanwhile.
420 follower milestone, gonna be the king of dank memes and meme accessories
carsbigasbars: Shower time!
hayleypetharley: Who’s ready for another round of fleshlight fun <3Check out that face censoring in the second gif x3 that’s right folks, the fleshlight not only gives your cock the experience of a lifetime, it can also be used to protect your
carsbigasbars: Ready in the missionary position
carsbigasbars: Don’t mind me, just bending over with a plug in my ass.
Buttplug collection
hayleypetharley: Another set of gifs before I head off to bed <3 Just wanna give a shout out to my neighbors for putting up with me moaning and panting like a sissy bitch, I’d try to keep myself quiet but when you’re bouncing on a toy you gotta
I got a package. Bad dragon XL Roland