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burgrs: what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear
cowboyunlimited: IT’S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY !!
thegestianpoet: thegestianpoet: i can’t believe that photo of hemsworth hiddleston and taika waititi all taking a nap together that’s so cursed and blessed at the same time i’m the fact that the person taking the photo had to use a panoramic
gay-irl: gay_irl
gay-irl: bi🧠irl
dreamv-lle: *rolls my third eye*
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nightcorp-archive:
sailorbrazil:all my cats are class conscious
gretagerwisg: DAKOTA JOHNSON© photographed by Steven PanMarie Claire, 2020
just-shower-thoughts: If we had tamed Bears instead of wolves thousands of years ago, we would have living teddybears as pets.
552: my new year’s resolution is to stop
dat-soldier: everythingfox: “This punishment is not working…” (Source)
24ozsteak:you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included
mothdogs: ford-ye-fiji: passumbapper: funke:
Fixing a Hole in the Ocean
7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7:i always be so hard on myself for no reason like chill tf out bitch we on the same damn team
straightboyfriend:i love to sit in my room in an insane way
blairwitchz: RIVER PHOENIX & KEANU REEVESMy Own Private Idaho (1991)
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Spongebunge
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
unexplained-events:The abandoned autopsy theater in the basement of New Orleans Charity Hospital
bob-belcher:
not-the-real-norbert-hofer: one day im just gonna do it. im gonna vanish into the scottish highlands like god intended
pokemon trash blog
thecommonchick:
Girls against God
taktisk: sturmgewehrr: taktisk: life is like a giant mushroom Explain
trashboat: we werent supposed to see this
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spermbanker: my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.
hot boys we have problems too
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:Happy birthday Marx, you were right.
mllebabushkat: reblog for 10 years of peaceful sleep every night
belldomar: official-portugal: twitter A quick translation: Dude: OK, guys, let’s assign the disasters. Hum, tsunami. Who wants the tsunami? 2004: Yeah, I’ll have the tsunami. Dude: OK, 2004 has the tsunami. 2012, do you still want the asteroid? 2012:
panesars: I think something very important is happening and it’s deeply connected to my purpose. GOOD TIME (2017)dir. Josh & Benny Safdie
FUNERAL/MORTUARY HUMOR
I’m Right Behind Me Aren’t I?
sixpenceee: What a hairless guinea pig looks like. Via u/pengouin85
sinhalerr: everythingfox: Probably one of my favourite pictures @elpadreradical @skeleton-zone-192000
everythingstarstuff:
tickatocka:i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly
sweetanyways: sometimes drinking tea is not about drinking tea its about simulating human contact
halorvic: Found this little guy in the dishwasher
anyth1ng-but-average: bigmammallama5: niuniente: I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT KIND OF A NOICE PLS IT’S 3AM I’M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER SO MUCH MY NEIGHBORS WILL WAKE UP #WHY does it sound like pissed off donald duck He SCREAM
dateagirlwhosuggestion: date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby
yrk-h8r: puts browser on incognito to listen to the beatles
leona-jade: bruhita: you wet idiot Godspeed you! wet idiot
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:IF IM NOT A “REAL” TRANS PERSON THEN HOW DID I ENCHANT MY WEAPON WITH DARKMOON MAGIC CHECKMATE DUMBASSLESBIANS OBVIOUSLY GET DARK BLADE LIKE JUST LOOK
rebelmeg:funnymemes-and-kinkydreams:I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
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constructedparadox: assosome: magicalgirlmindcrank: i literally think about this like… daily This is the best thing I’ve seen in a month 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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philosophybits: “The secret of happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible, horrible, horrible.” — Bertrand Russell, in Bertrand Russell, the Passionate Sceptic by Alan Wood
daddylexas: me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke
menacevessel: honeynuttkrunch:
Post-Nuclear Mutant from Outer Space
spaghettibastard: EMBRACE PLAGUE