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susiephone: me: i have another idea for a book all my unfinished projects: Why must this be so relatable?
memehumor:
Me and my mom (who’s 57) saw The Shape of Water today and we were the youngest people in the theater.
thoughtfulfangirling: Legit one of my favorite parts of The Shape of Water was how, after Elisa had to beg and plead with Giles to help her save Amphibian Man, Giles finally agrees to help despite not wanting to because he understands her desperation.
brantasticles: I just keep thinking about how she set that egg timer when she was diddling herself in the tub and I KNOW it was for the eggs but like, damn sis you managed to make it work EVERY MORNING in the amount of time it took to boil them eggs.
pacificrim: candidate for THE funniest image I’ve seen all year
kanjiklubs:
wilwheaton: scarlettohairdye: oniongentleman: apolloadama: bigpapaonatrain: This my bebe. Bebe is bigger than me. Strong bebe ok friends i wanted to confirm this story’s accuracy before reblogging so i googled it and yes it’s TRUE AND ALSO
OH MY GOD!!!
alexxdz: opticbread: vonisv: I was thinking about why I prefer to read manga over American comics (as in, monthly serialized comics) and, putting aside opinions about the “quality” of either medium, I think the reason why is because I have absolutely
polyamorousmisanthrope: cumaeansibyl: I have decided that Darth Vader doesn’t actually rescue his son because he experiences a sudden powerful call to the Light rather, overthrowing all his old allegiances at the absolute last moment and sacrificing
thecrimsonnutcase: I can’t believe I just witnessed Luke Skywalker annihilate the Zodiac Killer with my own two eyes.
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dailymarvelheroes: You’re the one who wanted to win and I just wanted a sister!
theotherguysride: jhameia: ultralaser: freedominwickedness: 101st-analborne: fallbeil: mugenstyle: eccecorinna: wrathofprawn: for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing
stability:
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semperturbida: I’m writing this again, because the first two times my tab crashed right in the middle of my writing (aksjnflaksgalkjf) so here we go. Round 2. Round 3. LISTEN GUYS, our children may have misinterpreted their visions in their excitement,
the-writer-is-always-write: Star Wars Fans before TLJ: “We want a movie that’s original and doesn’t copy the other movies!” Star Wars fans after TLJ: “It’s too different and not enough like Star Wars!”
rhaellavtargaryen: You are nothing. But not to me. - Sad boy trying to be romantic (aka Kylo Ren who is really Ben Solo) Romantic poetry by Kylo Ren“Lightsabers are red, lightsabers are blue, you are a peasant but I like you.”
boredweirdostuff1313: >TFW no quadruple-breasted milk monster GF But for real, TLJ was shit
agentromanoffsir:some carrie fisher tweets to brighten your day
Kylo Ren: I’m sorry, the old Ben can’t come to the phone right now.Why? BECAUSE HE’S DEAD!
1. Gratuitous milking scene.2. Organized religion is a lie.3. All your fan theories are wrong.4. Roasted porg 5. Two old men go to burning man.6. Lots of sexual tension.7.The Hole8. Spooky mirrors9. Redneck parents10. Abs11. Luke becomes a master troll.
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I can’t make this shit up.
thehemingwaygoldfish:Lucas Till in Monster Trucks (2016) My favorite hentai.
What am I doing with my life?
I made a toe for Pai Natal.
Remember to leave out a stick of butter tonight.
Whenever I hear Spike Spiegel talk, I think of Starscream in high heels.
drinkyourfuckingmilk: aftermath comics part 1 [the survey corps is doomed y’all]
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academicgangster: gyrosteelballs: If you are planning on reading or gifting “To Siri With Love” by Judith Newman, please be aware that the autistic community has called for a boycott.The book is a grotesque invasion of the 13-year old son’s privacy
memosfromchuuya: minigenos: nex: minigenos: There are only two god damn moods this holiday season: Star Wars and Minions Think again This is exactly why god abandoned us Minions are capitalist propaganda!
Fuckin relevant
canadiangeekgirl:I figured this would happen
ashprincessmidna:Shit with those options id pick hentai too At least hentai has a clear and focused plot.
ninoxios:priorities
coonfootproductions:OKAY WHEN THE FRICK DID SONY ANIMATION GET GOOD AGAIN How did they go from The Emjoi Movie to this?
I could state the oblivious but instead, I’ll ask why is a minor allowed to be around a naked adult? I mean, think about the child!!!
concernedziticen: How’s that for a title? Strap in because this is a long one. I got a lot of important stuff to say here so pay attention and keep an open mind. I’ve written about this in a previous blog post but I wanted to expand on it some more.
I’m so fucked up…
virtuouslyvindicated: crime-she-typed: swagintherain: This can save lives of many Black people who were wrongly convicted and arrested on drug possession charges. Please spread! ^^^^ Booooost
coseyrosey: zpreader: Holy crap. (Still probably gonna watch it though. Eventually) The new live action Tangled is looking great.
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hisnamewasbeanni: exeggutor: everyone who died at the battle of hogwarts missed All Star by Smash Mouth’s release two days later It’s so tragic, they still had so much to do, so much to see
limbocide: Robert Rodriguez: I know what fans of the manga and anime want! Don’t hug me, I’m scared!
stanford-pines:… get it? Kept thinking I could never live without you by my sideBut then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong,And I grew strong, and I learned how to get along.And so you’re back from outer space.I just walked in
darkwingsnark: I honestly didn’t think that Pro-Life Zootopia comic was that bad? Like the art was really impressive. The problem was more the fact it made them OOC by having both the characters lash out in really harmful ways that didn’t seem right
hunter-rodrigez:(x)
I found out there’s a pro life Zootopia comic and this is what happened.
royalysl:this scene but playing “immigrant song” by led zeppelin in the background it’s ALL This is why Thor: Ragnarok is the best thing…ever.
ravenliz:D e c l a r a t i o n - o f - W a r HARMONIZE WITH ME MAGGOT!!!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OtzJtp-EM
1800thotlineblings:melanie martinez deserves the exact same treatment as every other sexual predator exposed recently for their crimes. don’t excuse her just because she’s a woman. she sexually assaulted someone (her best friend) and that’s all