kaijuno:Men, take note. Women don’t want a men who is used up like chewed gum. Be a treasure not a target!!
tags: can confirm, having awesome sex with hot women shrank my penis to the size of a tictac, thankfully gay sex reverses the process, shout out to my homie gerald for getting me back in the game
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