leztaylorswift:Would you rather text or feral pigeon for 70 years *Googles average lifespan of feral pigeon*Yeah, I’ll take the pigeon, thanks
tags: win win really, either dead in a decade and no longer have to deal with human bullshit, or bestowed pigeon immortality certain humans would know no peace for a nice length of time
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