snakelet: this is 911 state your emergency YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD 911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS 911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE
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