megay: HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this) STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards” STEP 3: make sure she
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