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just-shower-thoughts: There’s a thin line between word and world
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if tall people are grossed out by the tops of other people’s refrigerators. Sometimes yes
just-shower-thoughts: Tolkien died in 1973. Turn that around and you get 3791. Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne.
just-shower-thoughts: Being described as “The Last of My Name” is way cooler than “an only child”
just-shower-thoughts: “You’re killin me smalls” is an appropriate phrase to say to someone who does not know what “You’re killin me smalls” is from.
just-shower-thoughts: Every cliché was once a bold and original idea.
just-shower-thoughts: religions are just successful cults
just-shower-thoughts: Do crabs think fish can fly?
just-shower-thoughts: Saying “um” is the human equivalent to buffering.
just-shower-thoughts: Call of Duty is the iPhone of video games, they keep releasing the same thing but people keep buying it
just-shower-thoughts: when I see lovers names carved into a tree, i cant help but wonder why so many people are carrying knives on dates.
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hobolunchbox: Bears. Always thinking of new ways to fuck you up.
just-shower-thoughts: The reason concerts are so loud is to overpower thousands of people who cannot sing in tune
sasiefox: cincosechzehn: wombatking: prokopetz: yomommaboyfriend: just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t
just-shower-thoughts: I bet earth is the ghetto of the universe as far as planets are concerned. It’s a mess…I mean, the moon has an abandoned car on it, for fucks sake. Any aliens that made their way here would immediately lock the doors on their
just-shower-thoughts: Asking for someone’s name is just asking what noise you should make to attract their attention
just-shower-thoughts: For those born on November 22, 1989 you have a special birthday in the year 2033. Why? On 11/22/33 you’re turning 44.
just-shower-thoughts: If I had a dollar for every piece of useless trivia I know, I wouldn’t have any money since the trivia is no longer useless if it can earn me money.
just-shower-thoughts: Trojan Condoms is a terrible brand name. You’re associating your contraceptive with a bunch of soldiers who burst out of some wood and ruined everyone’s lives.
amemait: just-shower-thoughts: There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible. Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn’t like
Jennifers Bedroom
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