chekhov: My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry Back in the early Internet days, “my cousin was on my computer” was the go-to excuse when people got in trouble for bad behavior.
tags: either everyone was lying, or everyone had a troublemaking cousin who had nothing better to do than log onto other people's accounts and make waves
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