Absolute Destiny: Apocalypse (aquasweep.tumblr.com)
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slumbermancer: fruitsoftheweb: Damage prediction on pears during transportation. bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes
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mushysuggestion:I just wanna experience everything with you. I want to live every possible day with you, I want to watch you change and mature and I want to watch you grow and I want to watch you love yourself and I want you
vulvamancy:please ban male presenting nipples as well 1. it’s equality and 2. i don’t like them
picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm
zsnes: toast-potent: this post is a roller coaster, not in the way that people call wild posts “roller coasters,” but in the way that i knew something was up when i started reading the first paragraph, it was like the track slowly rising up, the wording
savefrog: Every Zero Escape Game: Protag: Ow, my ass hurts- Character: That reminds me of this story where this scientist hit his ass on the edge of a table, but didn’t feel it. Then, months later, he died of ass pain. They call it Temporal Ass Pain
worldsworstfather: worldsworstfather: i have such a big heart but only for girls i see a man, i instantly understand how the grinch felt at christmas time,
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goblinlord666: notobi: snouth Monch
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cupidjohnny: cats are so beautiful and loving…. when they paw at you and ask u to pet them.. when they purr and close their eyes in content… a warm loaf … when they knead on you… thinking YOU are the bread… stupid… they are the bread… i
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friendlydinosaur: friendlydinosaur: tired: eating a chocolate bar like a normal human being wired: pouring a large amount of semi-sweet chocolate chips into your hand and grazing on them like a horse im glad this was so relatable to the general public
adult-sasuke:that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs
bpdpoc: I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter
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jayywesst:customers wanna be right soooo bad. like damn go clock in since u know so much
peteseeger:
ask-asra-the-magican: I’m a bitch witch
andrrewgarfield:every time tan says “good!” to a client in his soft doncaster accent the world gets a little bit more peaceful
eddythebearcat: oreoprince: this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks
hyliansnacks: surprise~
sw0rdbutch:hey whats up lesbians i love juri
dirtgirl1999: how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know
older siblings deserve financial compensation
talesfromweirdland: Cats, by Rozenn Grosjean.
mattibee:
sabertoothwalrus: your assigned pokemon kin your age + the day you were born x the month you were born the total is your pokedex number mine is Marowak
cheesoisuncool:shower gel label: immerse your self in this new “Me Time” luxury fruity tooty. abandon all sense of identity and dissolve Your memories into this soothing chemical broth One billion melons are in this tube…
mulletlove: bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because
tsunadesgf:“fiction doesnt affect reality” then WHY did i buy that black v neck top a couple of weeks ago? because i LIKED it? or because i thought sasuke would wear it? get a clue
nobody’s perf-
trevenant: not even Burt and all of his Bees could save me this time
hamotzi: commission for @fattbunny!
oh, worm?
veltish: waluigings: tag yourself: children’s series that aren’t Harry Potter edition
bienfire:the highwaisted breeches and loosely-tucked white shirt, possibly with sword belt attached, is THe hottest look available to any single human (or other), and i would be the lustiest harlot in regency England had i existed when it was À La Mode
jiraiah: i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words
zsnes: me, with a new clay-tempered 軸 sword: *loudly but casually unsheathes it* my friend, clearly peanut butter and jealous: oh. thats nice. is that c- me: clay-tempered? yeah. it is.
m8snn:CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNNN
heyfrankie: ONE GIANT SIZE SHIT BITCH BEAR
william-snekspeare: zin0dious: me and a friend are looking through a huge list of ball python morph names and i just… tag yourself. im Corpse Banana secret
kirusei-nagisa: kirusei-nagisa: TACTICAL VISOR ACTIVATED PASS INTO THE IRIS
pon-ee: I LOVE T H R E E (3!) SNAKESFaust | Malak | Pepi
mothcub:me putting my fuzzy socks on: :-)
aarondav1s: Summer nights in Oregon Instagram
takitakos:The Arcadia Bay troublemakers at it again.
mymttn: husband: (Butler voice) Your coochie, sir
smallmetal: photoshop-and-chocolate: sushinfood: automata-systemata-hydromata: tredlocity: at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and It was
artisttothebone: Julian from @thearcanagame ! Julian |Asra|
artisttothebone: Second @thearcanagame drawing! Julian|Asra|
goldghoti: Is it a late birthday picture or an early Halloween one? Who knows??????
sunflowerpin: Day 5: Chickens! Baby muri and Asra are so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
winterizedt51b:
asra don’t be mean, it’s not julian’s fault he simply can’t shut up
schwerdistheword: squalos-vois: imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass I meanWhat’s the demon look like
lavender-lily: Why is Benedict’s fursona showing me his salty nuts in the middle of the Safeway produce department
