foxnewsofficial: if i was a delivery man i’d spend all day seeing how seductively i could say “i’ve got a big package for you” and get away with it
tags: MADDI IM GOING TO PEEE OMG, I JUST IMAGINED LAG TRYING TO SAY THAT, AND NOT UNDERSTANDING BECAUSE HES AN INNOCENT LITTLE TWAT
original: https://aquasweep.tumblr.com/post/32653741591