theonion: PT Boat Sent Up Overgrown, Booby-Trapped Potomac River To Find Deranged John Kelly WASHINGTON—Staring out at the thick, foreboding jungle, a covert military intelligence unit sailed their patrol boat up an overgrown, booby-trapped stretch
tags: john kelly, the onion, apocalypse now
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