________ Is Different (allan-lira.tumblr.com)
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wordsofdiana: tastefullyoffensive: How babies are born in Canada. [via] Hey! That’s not how they’re born, that’s just how we find them, in our maple syrup buckets. No one knows how the fuck they’re born.
Nigri
outrights: if you like water you already like 60% of me
dutchster: SHOUTOUT TO BEES BEING WILLING TO KILL THEMSELVES JUST TO INCONVENIENCE A HATER, THAT’S HARDCORE AS FUCK
historical-nonfiction: The Great Pyramids of Giza, as you’ve never seen them before — at the edge of a sprawling metropolis and the vast desert.
disowns: i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it
thelilnan: tis the season
jenxmalone: mydogsnokes: Tbh the worst part of this website is queue puns fuqueue
flums: If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)
bandaidpennylane: #boho #bohemian #nature #beautiful
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whittneydoll: picturejockey: tastefullyoffensive: [kevinkelm] This is cruel beyond measure. I love people who invest their own money into pranks. It shows how dedicated they are.
eatingisfab: “Are you kidding me?” “No, im adulting you”
indikhan: YOOOOOOOO
bullied: party at my house bring food then leave
sad girl
QUEEN OF HEARTS
aflylovesong: Loyalty and orgasms are all I really want in a relationship
queendecuisine: h0odrich: yungmoth92: jrunk: can ur child serve like this oh my fucking god D Y I N G I’m dead.
foxxycleopatra: “i can’t figure out this problem” teacher: use your head
Slap the bass so hard you get blisters
Please forgive me
You make me have feel more then just living
You bring my happiness
I love everything about you
I am in love with you
I'm sorry
I love you
I miss you so fucking much, it actually hurts.
You can't love until age 25.
mentalalchemy: suixune: sereneextremist: A baby LED costume SEIZE THE PREY AND CONSUME terrifying
thetowndrugdealer: how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??
chilled: *throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up
mariovevo: be the person your dog thinks you are
skibbo: skibbo: check out this lil guy on a skateboard this lil guy wants to thank you for all the notes
She Tastes Like Heaven, But She Fucks Like Hell
princess-emmyy: (via TumbleOn)
Love is for Free ❤ Zara Loves Life
wetmyplants: scariest feeling in the world: when you hear a bug but don’t see it
50starsand13bars: Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this click on it
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youngstero: how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser
beastboy: chameleons have such cute hands look they’re like little mittens
neptunain: go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
egberts: driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
cexting: people who repeat their unfunny joke several times
aphmolossia: people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE
the-fake-commander-shepard: My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase
otaku-with-the-tardis: Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide
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are you happy?
legshaving: fukkkres: mom: what did you get me for mother’s day me: no regrats
hello cutie!