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“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic sibling to your military service, would you come home with me? Forever?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’d fight a thousand mermaids just to be by your side.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Credit to geothebio for the doodle.
“I don’t know anything about the stars unless they’re the ones in your eyes.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I got the milk.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Come with me and I’ll make sure the Hound isn’t the only thing howling.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Based on a suggestion by deeppuddles.
“Let’s get under this blanket and give everyone a shock.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“What are you doing? Get back into the cage I made for you!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and let you lick it off?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would fake kill myself for your sake.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“My hip isn’t the only thing about me that’s bad. Let me show you how naughty I can be.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good way.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You’re the king of my mind palace.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
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“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Even if there weren’t snipers aiming at you, I’d still fall for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
Submitted by tophatsandfedoras: Your pickup lines must be working because your shimejis are really getting into it. XD John looks oddly serene… At least he’s enjoying himself?
“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how big?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“When I said I was hoping you’d go deeper, I wasn’t talking about your analysis.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted cab-driving Moriarty.
“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to go down… on me.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“How’d you like to help me make child number six?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t you reach a little farther?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced candy.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You had me at ‘Afghanistan or Iraq?’” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“When people call me a freak, they mean in bed.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to. You’re the one I’m sexting.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted Anthea sexting.
“I’d fight man-eating tigers just to make you a new pair of shoes.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s unwrap you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle dress.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’ve been lonely ever since you ensured my husband’s execution.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m not talking about Toby.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m not talking about Toby.†Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!†Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.†Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Based on a suggestion by deeppuddles.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Based on a suggestion by deeppuddles.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to go down… on me.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
