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perverse-couple: You know you want it… -Valkyr- In the immortal words of Alabama, “she’s close enough to perfect for me.”[Fetish Fantasy Double Delight]
twilightsparklesharem: twilightsparklesharem: doubleclickthepony: ecmajor: So You Want to Be a Mary Sue by ~Engrishman Hah All hail Princess Punch! Trolling your own liver as a means to immortality has to be the most unique thing I’ve seen all
Mr. Newsman - Quite hilarious Yeah actually, the show is actually pretty damned great. Wonderfully animated and really funny and well written. You should definitely catch up on it when you get the opportunity to. The captions should tell you everything
trasknari: divtag: james-egbert: solarian-princess: riptide-wielder: the-immortal-flower: “It’s wise wear gloves to handle the drying leaves if you think you’ll be sensitive to their invisible little prickles.” …What? “He thought of
Team Yume’s Dramatis Lectio: “My Immortal” (Ch. 37-38) - BEAUTIFUL PPLIn this chapter, YOU become a pervert who likes to wear a teenage girl’s underwear… YOU should be ashamed.
ideas-of-immortality: sixlunamoths: phoenixcollective: ideas-of-immortality: To all the folx getting pissy over the Philadelphia Pride Flag: what about all these other Pride flags? Seriously… if the only flag that upsets you is the one made by
ommanyte:I feel that substituting sleep with caffeine is a lot like drinking unicorn blood to stay immortal. You will have but a half life, a cursed life, from the moment it touches your lips
gemofsphene: “Did you mean what you said last night about friendship? Are we friends? I mean, I thought I was only ever going to be friends with other gothic people, and gothic people don’t really have friends. Just Dark Acquaintances in the Black
psychoxknyte: fuckyeahblackcelebrities: “All of a sudden there was a penis in my mouth” 💀💀 At the Pearly gates of Heaven: And how did you die?Me: *shows them this post* Angel: If i weren’t immortal i’d be next to you in that line.
sorelstrasz: radicalruster: I made a TV out of paperclips. I deactivated a super computer using only detergent and a toothpick. You like Eggman more than me don’t you Sonic. I used to be immortal. Chillidogs are made out of animals like me. Sonic
amancanfly: Henry Cavill; Cropped Henry Cavill at the Immortals premiere in L.A., November, 2011. Congratulations to my friends, the ladies of Henry Cavill FanPage for reaching 25000 fans on Facebook. Check them out and like their page if you haven’t
aku-no-homu: Immortals, winners of overwatch contenders season 0, forget a critical part of payload maps: you need to push the payload
dapperspacedorito: sammy-makes-moosetracks: The climax of poetic literature. There comes a point when you try to convince yourself that My Immortal was written as a joke and yet you still doubt your conclusions.
ommanyte: I feel that substituting sleep with caffeine is a lot like drinking unicorn blood to stay immortal. You will have but a half life, a cursed life, from the moment it touches your lips
texasgmg: brother-asleep: kitty-peach: This is exactly something you would see in a Judge Dredd strip, but it’s real life, immortalized now. God I love this timeline lmao good job Beginning to understand the motivation of ISIS Kill it with fire
ichisbutt: ❝Do you understand what I am telling you? Using this ability, I am able to impregnate myself into my enemies, and thus I can be ever reborn into a new body. Just as the Phoenix, the immortal bird, engulfs itself in flames once it reaches
iloveyoongo: stardustandsheetmusic: have you ever just eaten a lump of brown sugar and instantly felt yourself transported back to the 1840s and your papa has just returned from town and he brought you and your nine siblings a brown paper bag tied with
the-firebending-inventor: Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.
hptrashcan: thedepressedexpress: darkness-and-shadow: feminismisahatemovement: kingofeternalfreedom: interviewer: ppl claim you’re immortal Keanu: He'a growing his beard back to start the cycle all over again. he absolutely could be charlemagne
neaq: Are you sitting down? We just have to introduce you to one of the most fascinating animals on our blue planet. Guys, meet the immortal jelly. They’re the only known animals that can actually age in reverse. They’re not on exhibit but they’re
kaykedrawsthings: Pearl is a momma bird and Steven isn’t allowed to leave the nest. This is cute!You know what though, if gems are immortal/live for hundreds or thousands of years then I think Steven would be a baby from that perspective because
jaclcfrost: i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me
captainjonnitkessler:captainjonnitkessler:Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND - “Who would ever want to be immortal? Can you imagine the
sizefiend: naughtyohiobaby: just taking a moment to play with myself 😩 Oh. My. Fucking. God. You’ve GOT to check out this amazing babe’s site. I am going to be SO reblogging her stuff in the coming days (no pun intended.) In the immortal
anotheramazedperson: Situation: Solas tears down the Veil, elves across Thedas slowly gain their magic and immortality. Guess who would not like that development. also this in an excuse to draw a long-haired fenris helping refugees or escaped slaves
alpha-beta-gamer: Ambient.Prologue is a wonderful My Little Pony-Inspired Action-Adventure game with magical unicorns in which you play one of two immortal royal sisters with powers to move the sun and the moon to provide day and night to their land.
halharl-infigar: tsunamiwavesurfing: officialcrow: tubesock: gyplet: tubesock: CHOOSE ONE the ability to have children immortality (not a simulation) Assume you can’t have both. I’m going to make this a bit easier for you guys to think about.
yousonosy: upallnightogetloki: Then and now. 20 years apart. Thank you for always being my Santa, Mr. Fred Parker, and for being the Chocolate Santa of New Orleans for 47 years running! May you have many more years to keep doing what you love. Immortal
pfaubrot: sylviawrathx: juliettechaterine: All the outfits of Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way Somehow I survived doing this.I present to you a low quality fanart of the ultimate Mary Sue queen. If you haven’t read My Immortal Fanfic you can
dduane: firebender-in-the-tardis: Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal We’re going to find the author by process of elimination. You can’t pin this one on ME. Sorry (not sorry not in the slightest nope nope nope)
the-immortal-axolotl: one-to-tennant: TELL ME WHY THIS EXISTS OTHER THAN TO HAUNT ME I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST, SCULPTORS THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING I’m pretty sure they’ve created the most terrifying Doctor Who reference ever. Count the shadows
undoherdamage: immortals falling for mortals immortals getting clingy and needy because you have so little time we need to make the most of it and their lovers being like chill i’ve still got like fifty years and we’ve already spent decades together
the-book-bear:prokopetz: illness: prokopetz: If you ever think you have a bad habit of writing yourself into a corner, just remember: after retconning the Minions from being mad science creations from Gru’s lab to being immortal beings from the dawn
leztaylorswift:Would you rather text or feral pigeon for 70 years *Googles average lifespan of feral pigeon*Yeah, I’ll take the pigeon, thanks
pokedabear21: In the words of the immortal R. Kelly ~ “ I must be the first man to eva fall in love wit a ass. Gon’ go down on my knees and ask that ass to marry” Thank you Mia for the this week, this song is dedicated to your ass. YEAH!
gaystation-4: sodomymcscurvylegs: “They say the witch is immortal because she feeds on life force…” Me, Swallowing: …same! I was about to slap the fuck outta you thru the phone but then I remembered
darkness-and-shadow: feminismisahatemovement: kingofeternalfreedom: interviewer: ppl claim you’re immortal Keanu: He'a growing his beard back to start the cycle all over again.
fuckin-rock-n-roll: My Immortal - Evanescence ♡
warriorsofmightandmagic: Greet the fairer folk. Wise, aloof, frivolous, graceful and immortal are they. And you have to love the pointy ears!
crippledbypizza: To all the people that follow me on this website, I am very happy to say that i am a step closer to becoming a meme. Hopefully, by being put on this list i can be immortalized in the Meme hall of fame as a Yu-gi-oh! virgin. You can also
danielgreyphotography: Irresistibly yellow. R.I.P. George Rodrigue. The immortal “Blue Dog” in yellow, longing for a fire hydrant of the same color. If you find your way to NOLA, this is a must see. It is located on the corner at 730 Royal
Since it’s Netherrealm it still has that mobile Injustice feel to it. I actually like some of the designs(like Banshee Paige and Taker). Other Taker is pretty neat but you can’t tell me that ain’t Psych Big Show I don’t
jen-iii:“For it is in passing that we achieve Immortality.’” -Pyrrha Nikos, Episode 6 of RWBY, Created by Monty OumToday, it is with a heavy heart that we say farewell to an amazing person. Monty Oum had deeply inspired me, creating the
he11ebore said: It’s just a thing that happens for people to send you the bee movie script????yeah sometimes I check my inbox and I’m like oh here’s the bee movie script again(quotes from Twilight and My Immortal too, occasionally)
tjvorian: tjvorian: Rasputin: GOD! See, at least me and Azalin KNOW we’re the evil undead! You try to act all immortal. “Oh - I conquered death… I still have all my skin… only I can live foreeeever!”Voldemort: You know what! It’s not my fault
shiyado:DO NOT REPOST/COPY/TRACE/REPRINT/ETCIt’s nice to be in love ^___^!! It is the last day of Mermay…i never finished this sadly…Zhongluc bunnies for international kiss day!! Phoenix and Dragon AU (?) where a phoenix is immortal
ribcagekitten: Mommy Fortuna: The harpy’s as real as you are, and just as immortal. And she was just as easy to catch, if you want to know.Unicorn: Do not boast, old woman. Your death sits in that cage, and she hears you.Mommy Fortuna: Oh, she’ll
I’m so tired of being here Suppressed by all my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave ‘Cause your presence still lingers here And it won’t leave me alone
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