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candygarnet: thepleasuregoblin: “Shapeshifting, but only once” is still one of the funniest concepts to me
thepleasuregoblin:go aheadtake a stroll
spockcoded:thepleasuregoblin:spockcoded:some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to meyou are all sick in the headsorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as
thepleasuregoblin: pregnantseinfeld: Roses are red Have a swell day I’m sorry but this is funnier than the original joke and all of the comments on the post
thepleasuregoblin: knightposting: Imagine if paladins and clerics had vicious mockery but instead of an insult they just tell you how disappointed they are in you
lumei-xiv: ask-kalista: camwyn: thepleasuregoblin: Fictional standards for wizards: wise, mysterious, masters of their craft How I always play wizards: med student during finals week “I haven’t slept since 1973. I can see time.” @dealerthespade
bunjywunjy: atcyberharpie: thepleasuregoblin: pon-raul: playnicepussycat: mudwerks: (via 🔥 Young condor 🔥) He eat what sort of fucking demon is that Just a little boy. Me if you’re curious, adult condors are some of the largest
thepleasuregoblin:Bars have something good going with bouncers. Every customer service job should have a large man on staff to physically remove belligerent customers from the premises
thepleasuregoblin:I think monks and druids are the funniest possibility for evil characters. Like you’ve achieved inner peace or harmony with nature but you’re just a fucking bastard about it
onion-souls:thepleasuregoblin:I think monks and druids are the funniest possibility for evil characters. Like you’ve achieved inner peace or harmony with nature but you’re just a fucking bastard about it
datanazush:thepleasuregoblin:datanazush:thepleasuregoblin:Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird
bogleech:datanazush:thepleasuregoblin:datanazush:thepleasuregoblin:Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about
thepleasuregoblin:beans-after-midnight:amygdalae:…he got the dog to eat a pavlovafucking son of a bitch
thepleasuregoblin:something about this image always made me think of someone coming up for air
thepleasuregoblin:what is this, a fourth grade classroom?
memeseverdie: cisnowflake: dear-tumb1r: official-barron-trump: rossjm: quitefranklytv: officialghostfucker: thepleasuregoblin: What did he learn when he became president Everything this is now my favorite thing. and it’s only like day 5 The
officialmacgyver2-deactivated20:thepleasuregoblin:black-in-kansas:uncle-beanbag:ad-hominem-sappies::I can’t tell if this is serious It’s very serious. The HK’s are using Pepe as a resistance symbolPepe redemption Pepe Redemption Arc, Season
silver-tongues-blog: thepleasuregoblin: Talking about sexuality: Talking about the definition of a sandwich: some idiot: a sandwich is just anything between two or more pieces of bread that can be eaten while playing cards.Me popping out of nowhere
thepleasuregoblin:black-in-kansas:uncle-beanbag:ad-hominem-sappies::I can’t tell if this is serious It’s very serious. The HK’s are using Pepe as a resistance symbolPepe redemption
demilypyro:thepleasuregoblin:Got a water filter recently and it changed my life man I forgot water can taste good ??? Yall out there just drinking unfiltered water? Doesn’t that make you die or smth
brunhiddensmusings: grettir-dun: thedurvin: thedurvin: thepleasuregoblin: “No weapon forged by mortal hands can slay me!”hits you with a rock Do robots count as mortal? If not you could also use a car Wait…very few weapons are forged by
thepleasuregoblin:speamyraven:You (derogatory)Japanese language be like
princechorus:thepleasuregoblin:speamyraven:You (derogatory)Japanese language be likemy housemate is a linguistics major
datanazush:thepleasuregoblin: thepleasuregoblin: A name is a spell you cast on your child when they’re born I cast “get bullied in middle school” Power word: Melvin
angelsfire2023:dontkillcoyotes:dontkillcoyotes:cryptotheism:thepleasuregoblin:“uhhh Mormons don’t actually believe that” I assure you their actual beliefs are even more absurd Google “Mormon Bigfoot”Alright I’ll google
thepleasuregoblin:One time when I was playing minecraft, in order to justify stealing a village’s crops all the time I decided to build a house near them, and spend a lot of my time improving the village and defending the villagers from monsters.
thepleasuregoblin: You can say a lot of things about Skyrim’s writing but “My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?” is a raw fucking thing to say when you’re about to be killed
saxophonejesus: thepleasuregoblin: kasaron: terezi-pie-rope: punktrolls: Some 20s lingo !!! @the-duckless-pond looks like I have to kinkshame the 1920s You’re gonna have to do a lot more than that did you even read the whole list like damn
leonardusquill-deactivated20210:thepleasuregoblin:owowowowwoowoowow:And now to rest upon my thron.Just looks like a normal chair to me.
because-im-freaking-greed:unbossed:squishymoth: thepleasuregoblin: argumate: finiteautomatron: dilbert guy keeps being dilbert guy wow I didn’t get any of these references and it’s still cringe “Am I the only one?” Yeah Scott you’re literally
trulyantitonic:magicalgirlpenny: brunhiddensmusings: grettir-dun: thedurvin: thedurvin: thepleasuregoblin: “No weapon forged by mortal hands can slay me!”hits you with a rock Do robots count as mortal? If not you could also use a car Wait…very
genderfluid-and-confuzled:garecc:thepleasuregoblin:you can always steal from wizards of the coast. it’s always morally correct.Thought this was a shitpost and nearly reblogged it with ‘you can never steal from wizards of the caves. It’s
sexhaver:higgsbison:thepleasuregoblin:beans-after-midnight:amygdalae:…he got the dog to eat a pavlovafucking son of a bitchpublic service announcement that 90% of funny sourceless viral fantasy book excerpts on tumblr are from Discworld, including
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ashyguysworld:thepleasuregoblin:Friendly reminder
himbofisher: thepleasuregoblin:go aheadtake a stroll
thepleasuregoblin:fartgallery: dont forget to keep your mutuals active and healthy by taking them for daily w-a-l-k-s
thepleasuregoblin: Me: wears a slightly tight shirt My brain: you look like this
thepleasuregoblin:When a customer refuses to wear a mask
thepleasuregoblin:Me when my players give me NPCs from their character’s past: I can’t wait to hurt you with this
ringoroadagain: thepleasuregoblin:
thepleasuregoblin: kingdomecore: thepleasuregoblin: Every time I see a person with airpods i remember that they cost 160 dollars and I am laughing at that person Tbh I’ve always wanted to take an airpod out of somebody’s ear, throw it into my mouth
zennistrad: nudityandnerdery: cipheramnesia: brunhiddensmusings: grettir-dun: thedurvin: thedurvin: thepleasuregoblin: “No weapon forged by mortal hands can slay me!”hits you with a rock Do robots count as mortal? If not you could also use
afloweroutofstone:thepleasuregoblin: when you are done with a tab you can close it. every browser in the world has a feature that lets you open recently closed tabs. also there is browsing history. need to visit a webpage often? may i introduce you to
