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doctor-daddy: you-are-deceptively-complex: shapesondaroof: somethingredneck: poco-loki: bitemycolossalmetalass: soulgems: sO I WAS AT WORK GETTING PIZZA DOUGH FROM THE FREEZER AND THIS GIANT PIECE OF ICE FALLS ON ME SO I PICK IT UP AND WITHOUT
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soulgems: I can’t believe they named the planets after all the sailor scouts
soulgems: i’d just like to formally apologize for like… [gestures to all of myself]
poco-loki: bitemycolossalmetalass: soulgems: sO I WAS AT WORK GETTING PIZZA DOUGH FROM THE FREEZER AND THIS GIANT PIECE OF ICE FALLS ON ME SO I PICK IT UP AND WITHOUT REALIZING IT I WHISPERED “ICE DILDO” OUT LOUD BUT APPARENTLY MY COWORKER HEARD
soulgems: soulgems: soulgems: soulgems: IM AT WORK AND I tRiPPED AND GRABBED THE CLOSEST THING TO KEEP MYSELF FROM FALLING BUT I ACCIDENTALLY PULLED A PLUG ON OUR SYSTEM AND ALL OUR PHONES SHUT DOWN I THINK I JUST TURNED PIZZA HUT OFF “just
soulgem-26:visionsinmymind:woyaogaoxing:tkthegoddess:🗣"It doesn’t matter how they treat you interpersonally. They want you dead structurally.“🔥🔥🔥💋A Lot of people need to understand this point blank period.💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
soulgems: so this girl was walking into her apartment as I was taking her order over the phone and she asked me to hold on while she asked her boyfriend what he wanted to eat and so I hear her open his door to ask and the last thing I hear is “WHAT
soulgems:i’d just like to formally apologize for like… [gestures to all of myself]
soulgems: sO I WAS AT WORK GETTING PIZZA DOUGH FROM THE FREEZER AND THIS GIANT PIECE OF ICE FALLS ON ME SO I PICK IT UP AND WITHOUT REALIZING IT I WHISPERED “ICE DILDO” OUT LOUD BUT APPARENTLY MY COWORKER HEARD ME BECAUSE THE NEXT THING I KNOW HES
mamis-soulgem: tenkko: i know everyone loves protective big brother sans but consider the following
soulgems: i can’t believe they named the planets after all the sailor scouts
blackvassal: soulgems: I was at main event today and when I was playing lazer tag this 10 year old boy ran up to me and told me I was ugly but I smiled and told him I thought he was very handsome and he blushed and apologized for insulting me then he
soulgems: soulgems: soulgems: IM AT WORK AND I tRiPPED AND GRABBED THE CLOSEST THING TO KEEP MYSELF FROM FALLING BUT I ACCIDENTALLY PULLED A PLUG ON OUR SYSTEM AND ALL OUR PHONES SHUT DOWN I THINK I JUST TURNED PIZZA HUT OFF “just plug it back
littlesisterpokingneedles: soulgems: I can’t believe they named the planets after all the sailor scouts @gaylor-moon
bitemycolossalmetalass: soulgems: sO I WAS AT WORK GETTING PIZZA DOUGH FROM THE FREEZER AND THIS GIANT PIECE OF ICE FALLS ON ME SO I PICK IT UP AND WITHOUT REALIZING IT I WHISPERED “ICE DILDO” OUT LOUD BUT APPARENTLY MY COWORKER HEARD ME BECAUSE
soulgem-26: Let the haters motivate 💯