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smartass-stripper: leonerdsmccoy: leonerdsmccoy: Kevin Bacon lashes sexist trend of unnecessary female nudity in cinema and television and demands more male nudity in Hollywood. Kevin Bacon is a blessing
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smartass-stripper: Dispel this myth immediately and aggressively.
smartass-fallen-angel: ineedmoredreamslesslife: Fall Out Boy using a tank to run over an anti gay marriage bill. Fuck. Yeah. Adding this o the list of reasons why Fall Out Boy is my all time favorite band
smartass-stripper: This is why I feel safer in the sex worker community than I ever did among other feminists.
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smartass-stripper: First year of stripping: *selfies selfies selfies selfies*Second year of stripping:
smartass-stripper: Two friends have called me their sugar mama because I bought presents for them. So much for finding an old man to pay my bills. Looks like I’m the old auntie sending jewelry. I’ve got to say, I like the title more than I thought
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smartass-stripper: When you’re not sure if you want to work on Election Night or if you want to watch the results at a bar, but either way you will be drinking. AND ALL OF YOU BITCHES HAD BETTER BE REGISTERED AND VOTE BLUE! DON’T DO THAT THIRD PARTY
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smartass-stripper: toomuchperfume: This other lady in the salon is telling her stylist how happy she is her son (age 36) is getting married because his bride is finally going to fix him. Apparently he’s a lovable fuck-up who never shows up anywhere
smartass-stripper: matociquala: ariaste: Relationships are scary and complicated ONLY when you start thinking of your partner as some kind of adversary. You know how to stop being scared of relationships? Remember that it’s got a goddamn buddy system
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smartass-stripper: swimmingferret: If someone underage initiates a sexual conversation with you- which isn’t just them asking for advice or sex ed -it is up to you, the adult, to shut the conversation down. You do not reciprocate and start speaking
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