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Hey, baby. I’m totally sorry I got mad at you for buying this car with you lottery thingie. I was being a total grumpy pants and, like, I thought was being smart ‘n stuff. But then these guys came with a deliv-deli-… like a big packa
helainetieu: “A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn’t care if your rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he’ll give you his. How many people
A dog has no use for fancy cars, or big homes, or designer clothes. Awater log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn’t care if your rich orpoor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he’ll giveyou his. How many people can you say that
hotcousins: Once a month, I borrow the car and visit my big brother at his college apartment. He never knows when I’m coming over, but when I get there he always greets me warmly and makes me feel comfortable. He goes to a really smart school, and
roadandtrack: Headed to production The Jaguar C-X75 will be as clean-running as a Smart Fortwo city car, but with a claimed 0-to-60-mph sprint of less than 3.0 seconds.
For a dog, you do not need big cars, big homes or designer clothes. Status symbols mean nothing to him. A stick is already great. A dog does not care if you’re rich or poor, smart or dumb. A dog judges others not by their color, creed or class
Smart car!
fuckyeah-nerdery: cranzerries: cranzerries: I dream to someday run a companies twitter Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?
enjoy-spot: rachlmcadams-deactivated2015090: “A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn’t care if your rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he’ll
itwashotwestayedinthewater:twiabpaianlatfwnogf:*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin! this was considered an outlandish joke in 2014
tumblurred-lines-90: fuckyeah-nerdery: cranzerries: cranzerries: I dream to someday run a companies twitter Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars? I WILL NOW REBLOG THIS EVERY
dandkabdl: automotivated: Nissan GT-R (by mercedesf125) go on smart car beat that gtr lol
laughhard: The only acceptable paint job for a smart car
That moment when you see a silver Rolls Royce Phantom. And then you see a yellow ticket on the window. And then you see 2 pink Smart cars.
fuckyeah1990s: the smart car, now allowing you to live out your childhood memories
djdseptikon: cindyfacee: secilliaaayeeah: fcukitsdillon: Reverse, Pull up handbrake, go to First gear or Drive, turn left, and accelerate. das hot,. WOULD THIS REALLLLY WORK?! I’m so trying this
jasonw35us: holybazookas: This is what happens when you fart in a Smart car. ha!
zerotation: not even the liberator can compete with ray’s sweet family smart car
spookyzomo: fuckyeah1990s: the smart car, now allowing you to live out your childhood memories Is it bad I actually want to cry this makes me so nostalgic and happy? In a perfect world, that’s my future car.
angel-macabre:itwashotwestayedinthewater:twiabpaianlatfwnogf:*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin! this was considered an outlandish joke in 2014
Dirk strider probably owns and operates a smart car “ironically”.
wil-tsun: If you see a white speeding smart car It’s 999% me
tastefullyoffensive: Well played, Smart Car.[via]
stancenation: Would you drive this Smart car!? // http://wp.me/pQOO9-m2Z Fuckin rowdy
omghotmemes: Still the best paint job for a Smart Car
my boyfriend came up with the most canadian protection for his car. he always parks mega far away so no one hits his car but today I stopped by his work and saw his car parked a bit closer so I parked by it and saw there was a canadian goose sitting on
picture-perfect-world: redjeep: paxmachina: Crocheted Smart Car