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I wonder how much of my life has been spent eating sweets in my bathtub and taking photos of myself in the middle of the night. I bet it’s about a solid month, honestly. I’m ok with this. #selfiestories
So totally getting so much SDCC stuff done!
The coffee shop wouldn’t take my 贄 bill so we had to buy breakfast fries at the Jack in the Box across the street. #selfiestories #mrandmrsbossdaddy (at Jack in the Box)
I ate too much food, hot tubbed, and now I’ll sleep in this onesie. #thecalmbeforethestorm #bigdaytomorrow #secretmeeting #wishmeluck #selfiestories #sdcc
I can’t decide what I want to eat so, I’m just here, being paralyzed by too many good choices. #firstworldproblems #selfiestories #vivalasvegas
I’ve been taking so many photos on set today but I’m not allowed to share any of them yet! #spoilers #doctorwhore #selfiestories
I’ve been too busy on set during the day to make it to STLV but I hit up Quarks Bar last night for karaoke! Then I tried to go again tonight but it’s only for gold & silver members so I was turned away. And I dressed up and everything.
Why can’t I just shower IN coffee? That’s gotta be good for you, right? It certainly would be efficient… Maybe someday when I’m rich… A girl can dream. #selfiestories
I am so fucking obsessed with these molasses cookies. Like fuck, I’ve had a lot of molasses cookies in my day and this shit is just ridiculous. No other molasses cookie can even try to compare. It’s probably not healthy that I eat at least
…and I’m back to civilization & cell phone reception. I’m covered in dirt, so very tan, so very tired but full of so much light and love. I hid my phone all week so I didn’t take a single photo but others did & I’m
Turns out I own no purple clothing to wear to Cinespia’s Purple Rain tonight. Settled for flouncy top, velvet jacket & sort of purple lipstick? #nofilter #hellamakeup #selfiestories (at Hollywood Forever)
Get locked out of your Brooklyn AirBnB -> go next door, order a Malbec -> read obscure comics -> write in journal -> instagram about it -> end up being such a fucking hipster in your stupid fucking hipster hat
Starting to think I should make a separate instagram account for all my food selfies.. Or, ya know, maybe just get a life or something.. #ramenselfie #selfiestories (at Ippudo West)
My first attempt at making pour over coffee went horribly wrong. It’s not anywhere near strong enough. I guess I need more practice. Or to do more research. Or to count better? I have no idea but I will get it right one of these days. At least I&rsq
Hey @michelledeidre, I’m finally using the mug I got from Boston! Cuz I have too many mugs and it took me this long to get to it. Cuz I collect mugs. And I have far too many of them. I buy one from every new place that I visit. So far I have mugs
Ok. Well. My hair is this weird pale green color because the green just won’t come out. So. This is what my hair looks like for the next week until we can get it to go the color I would like it to be. #selfiestories
I have been awake since 4am. I might be losing my shit.
Getting high in the shower before watching Doctor Who. My parents don’t approve of the marijuana so I have to hide it like I did when I was younger. Like I’m trying to smoke in a hotel room. #sorryparents #selfiestories
Back home from urgent care. I have strep throat and an ear infection. So me, my z pack, day AND nyquil, and orange juice will be here til Tuesday tryna get better so someone will kiss me on New Year’s Eve. Also, I’d like to be able to hear
I got punched in the face while moshing tonight. #stillgotit #onlygirlinthepit #damnproud #fuckthisisgonnahurtmorelater #takingbacktuesday #selfiestories (at The Short Stop)
Accidentally look like a 90’s alt rock grrrl trying to cover up my bruised lip with lipstick. I need a choker, more eyeliner, and a plaid miniskirt brb
Some guy tried to hit on us last night and when we commented that he looked like Clark Kent he responded by saying Superman is the best superhero of all time. Unfortunately for him, this enraged us and we proceeded to have a yelling match for the next
I had 70’s hair earlier today for a fashion shoot and it was awesome. That is all. #selfiestories
When you roll out of bed with day old makeup, throw on a hat and a dress and all day people tell you that you look “well put together”, “sophisticated”, and “classy”. So you wonder, why the fuck do I even try to get
I played pinball for 6 hours straight today and it was glorious. I love this place. I broke my high score on Medieval Madness with 40,124,980 which is still not a good score but I’m getting better! And I played a ridiculous amount of Arabian Nights
I was born at 11:54pm on April 7th. So, only 6 minutes of my actual birthday exists. I miss these true minutes every year because I’m too busy enjoying life, trying to elongate what little time of speciality in a day that I have to manipulate. This
Because I’m vain. #selfiestories
Appropriate lounging attire for the day.. Gonna get real fuckin stoned and try to finish watching Daredevil. #happy420 #selfiestories n00dz on heyitsapril.com
Well I was gonna pool kick it today but it’s all rainy out so I guess I’ll just stay in bed and read. #yayrain #iwasgonnareadbythepoolanyway #selfiestories
The 9:15pm showing was sold out so we waited for the 11:30pm show aaand then I fell asleep half way through the movie. So how was your Jurassic World experience? #hometownadventures #godawfulbrightlight #selfiestories (at Tempe Marketplace Harkins Theate
Good morning pizza shorts I look like I have a ghost arm just cal me Phantom Limb might as well I’m wearing men’s clothes #2ndbestpizzaclothingpurchase #pizzapantsformypizzasweater #selfiestories #delirioustooearlynotenoughsleepselfiestory
Missed my train, made it on to the next one and now all the comic con stress is over and it’s time to have all of the fun! I’m gonna read issue 3 of Archie v Predator and Arkham Asylum then probably take a nap. First, celebrating with a mini
Ahaha the only babe in the men’s room #selfiestories (at Grandpa Johnsons Cocktail Club)
The majority of photos in my instagram are just me posing with various foods that I have most certainly completely devoured by the time I have posted said photos. I hope you’re all as ok with this as I am. #ireallylovefood #pizzaistruelove #selfiest
Hi! This photo is a lovely representation of me waiting for my delayed flight back home to LA. I went to a bar that only had Glenfidditch 14, not 12. I do not like 14, it tastes like licorice and not like a delicious smooth sweet scotch like the 12. So
I’ve had one hell of a morning. A naked man with a knife was threatening a film crew in front of my building and then my uber got sideswiped by a speeding car on the way to the airport so I missed my flight and I deserve this mimosa. #selfiestories
heyitsapril: Appropriate lounging attire for the day.. Gonna get real fuckin stoned and try to finish watching Daredevil. #happy420 #selfiestories n00dz on heyitsapril.com
