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catbountry: sarcasmosaur: Youtube I really just don’t understand you sometimes. What the hell. OH MY GOD HEAVY STOP BEING ADORABLE. CAN’T. LIKE. HARD ENOUGH!
cklikestogame: catbountry: sarcasmosaur: (If this was a shitty youtube gmod video the title would be) Heavy is Inappropriate. (and sleeping on the couch tonight.) Oh god a 踰,000 joke, I hate myself. It’s okay, you’re forgiven. I’m not going
tsukimeushi: sarcasmosaur: GENTLEMEN. I believe an image we were recently treated to has been strategically cropped. Here I have reconstructed it with intelligence gathered by my team of expert spies (all clad in the finest suits and balaclavas). It
cklikestogame: catbountry: sarcasmosaur: daftmue: This is the most beautiful thing Oh fuck yes they released it? TAKE MY MONEY NOW. I have description tag that dropped a while ago waiting for it and everything. I wish I had money to give. I already
kassafrassa: ms-ashri: sarcasmosaur: catbountry: supersonicbionic: sistermedic: omgrun: drpepperr: i ship this and have no regrets dat gaze I concur. <3 Loving stares over the operating table, oh yes. I am the happiest girl. Obviously
kassafrassa: sarcasmosaur: archaamides: diglettdevious: (Please message me if this is screwed up or is lacking any class.) Here’s one for TF2, I’ve been waiting for one of these. BLU Spy I’m gonna sap some shit BLU Heavy This random animated
sarcasmosaur: Aw, what the heck. I NEED THIS
sarcasmosaur: Ahaha what
ms-ashri: swaggabutt: sarcasmosaur: praefinicky: thepatchynator: lulz DEMO. WHY DID YOU REMIND ME OF THIS JKHREFDSGERFDSGDS Oh My God What this is my most favorite thing how could I forget this This was my introduction to TF2.I wouldn’t
sarcasmosaur: Ok fine I won’t stop drawing them Now look what you made me do You are all terrible influences on me No this doesn’t belong in the porn tumblr, they’re still wearing pants okay shut up FFFFFFFFFFFFFFDat kiss <3
sarcasmosaur: This was necessary, of course. Totally choking on my pancake.
sarcasmosaur: pyropancake: :CCCC THIS DOKTOR IS BLU. (He can smell it) :< poor widdle Medic.
Doktor! Bird needs sandvich!
sarcasmosaur: livestream result. I still do not know why I love these two bastards so much. But eh, why fight it?
sarcasmosaur: catbountry: chronic-melancholic: my contribution to heavy/medic monday i started drawing medic-belle but it looked terrible okay i hope this counts? (also, sorry the file size is so small) I think this counts. More people should draw
sarcasmosaur: Well I did declare it Heavy Weapons Wednesday, so I guess I better post something. The Popsicle really should be a Sandvich replacement. Complete with a custom suggestive eating animation, and nosebleed particle effects applied to any frien
sarcasmosaur: okay
sarcasmosaur: Okay. Yep.
sarcasmosaur: Just in case anyone wanted that in red.
kassafrassa: sarcasmosaur: Ugmo Love is Best Love. This fandom has reached terminal levels of cutesiness. As a result, I am drawing like this from now on. sorry still precious Heavy looks like Sweetums the muppet. Heavy Sweetums Guy. I approve of
sarcasmosaur: Don’t mind me, just trolling as usual. Eeugh. Do not want Gaston!Medic. ‘Scuse me, Heavy, is there room on your side for another? I promise to keep my hands to myself.
sarcasmosaur: shamefullime: Medic: “…I suppose the first thing I really noticed about you were your hands. They are…well, they’re enormous. Strong. Confident. I’d assumed you were just another simple brute, sent to destroy anything in your
catbountry: sarcasmosaur: what the fuck was that. Ovaries. Merry Christmyass. I gotta start using that at work.
sarcasmosaur: catbountry: baruyon: Beauty and the Beast, genderswapped. I hope you like it and don’t think it’s too silly… Bigger version and better description at my DA That’s adorable. This is a fairy tale that needs to be genderbent more
sarcasmosaur: posting this for reasons.
sarcasmosaur: Oops I did that one meme You tell her, Heavy.
sarcasmosaur: Okay for everyone who’s been saying this thing looks weird, here’s a comparison of the Gaming Head’s Medic statue with screenshots of the character model in HLMV. Jaw is a little too pointy, forehead is too broad which makes the jaw
sarcasmosaur: I was supposed to be sleeping but then I turned into a horrible sap-drawing machine.
sarcasmosaur: Have some Beaux and Arrows, you horrible little fandom. Cupid Sniper shamelessly lifted from protowilson.
sarcasmosaur: Nice big photo of the Heavy figure prototype from this album. Hhnnggg Need like burning.
sarcasmosaur: Somebody posted a dalek version of this poem And then I wasted my whole day on this PRIORITIES
cklikestogame: sarcasmosaur: rhamphotheca: malformalady: During growth, antlers are covered with sensitive skin commonly referred to as “velvet.” This velvet is filled with blood vessels that feed the antlers the vitamins and the minerals
cklikestogame: catbountry: sarcasmosaur: After careful consideration, I have come to the conclusion that there is still not enough sexy Heavy fanart in the world. There really isn’t. Hey, Laura, doesn’t this look familiar if you minus out 2 birds?
lithefider: sarcasmosaur: Hey everybody look at this koth_drogentote is out and my bords and Medic are in it Oh for a server of my very own so I could play it right now WANT TO PLAYYY NEED NEED LIKE BURNING
sarcasmosaur: Somebody else’s screen.
sarcasmosaur: 101110110: 멘붕’_` WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT Omg, I just teared up. No…. babies, no ;–;
sarcasmosaur: lintufriikki: Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers’ hat makes the perfect complement to the Officer’s Ushanka. Let the officer in your life know you’ll always be right behind them, with a Medigun at
sarcasmosaur: teratomarty: academicsilence: dykesanddykery: Tam O’Shaughnessy: About Sally Ride’s Partner Of 27 Years Tam O’Shaughnessy was Sally Ride’s partner for 27 years, but their partnership was cut short Monday when Ride — the first
sarcasmosaur: No seriously what are these new animations even for?
sistermedic: waffleawful: clockworkwerewolf: sarcasmosaur: The Medic’s stories are slightly more entertaining when he’s not in the process of removing your vital organs. ARCHIMEDES, NO Oh my god the background … oh. Spy’s neck. I didn’t
jonesyfilthybottom: ninetyhundredzillion: sarcasmosaur: This bastard started out as a joke How did he get so horrifying those chelicerae CANNOT STOP LAUGHING this is my little known true form
steveholtvstheuniverse: sarcasmosaur: Oh dear. THE JIG IS UP.
staticmcawesome: sarcasmosaur: wyccanheart: sarcasmosaur: wyccanheart: weeniehatgeneral: joe you are wrong it is actually heavy who is the king of dicks Why the fuck do people draw things like this? Like, do you think it’s funny to be immature?
lymantriidae: wienermeister: sarcasmosaur: Oh god Demobot has a smiley emoticon. OH MY GOD REALY THATS ADORABLE WOW CUTE
sarcasmosaur: How on Earth have I not seen this yet.
weeniehatgeneral: sarcasmosaur: Holy shit I can’t stop laughing What is wrong with me i’m just terrified
sarcasmosaur: kimchiossan: linaliel answered: Robot sandvich. hrdhat answered: heavy and medic dancing, in tutu’s what’s with you people and dancing? seriously? this heavy is perfect (and he knows it)
sarcasmosaur: Scout has no taste in butts.
