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gankerry: No more cookies for Santa Slave Pia always made cookies for Santa but never got presents for her under the tree. So this year she decided to wait for Santa, take his boots off and give Santa’s tired and sweaty feet a special tongue massage
It was still unseasonably warm early the next morning, and with the noise from the neighbor’s dogs I gave up on sleeping any longer. She however remained in bed until well passed noon, which was never a good sign. I should have been more aware that
“Choose from any number of magazinesWho do you want to be?Billy Idol or Kool Moe Dee?If you’re afraid they might discover your redneck pastThere are a hundred ways to cover your redneck pastThey’ll never send you home”-“REDNE
“I never really knew the way she lived her life, I tried a couple numbers but they never called back, I didn’t know her family or friends at allWith no one to call, summer turned into fall, I gave up.It’s been a couple years and I guess
Kat is a unique individual. I’ve never been sure what makes her tick, nor do I think she or anyone else is all that clear about it either. I would have loved to work with her more, but often things just don’t work out or are perceived differen
Kalani, 2008“Next time if you think of itYou might remember me asThe one who let you downBut never made anotherSound of fear”-“THE SOUND OF FEAR” The Eels
Sarah drove the five hours north from La Jolla today to have me take her portrait. Though she had never met me in person before, she’s spending the weekend in Santa Maria on my couch, away from her husband and her life. I showed her my weird little
I would say Faviana’s test shoot went fairly well. At only eighteen, she had never modeled for anyone beyond a senior portrait, but sought me out off of Instagram and was a complete sweetheart. I look forward to presenting more photos of this lovely
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Something very simple. Love that we got a proper model now! If we get Paige or Amanda in the future as well I think I’d cum buckets. Very glad to see such great work put into a character I never thought we’d get!Tracey De Santa is a character from
bigbootybeautyxxl: Santa’s never been this fatsexy ;)
vintagegal: “One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the damn vampires.” The Lost Boys (1987)
izuvblew4u: boner66: https://www.facebook.com/guymirror It’s never too early for gifts…..Merry Christmas to my throat and ass.
So a bunch of us did a Secret Santa Art thing in Homestuck PH and I made this! Merry Christmas Lincham! Hope you like your DirkJake! BONUS: BECAUSE THESE DORKS HAD NEVER EXPERIENCE SNOW BEFORE AND JAKE IS KINDA LIKE WOW DIRK ITS KINDA A LOT LIKE HOW I
theicarustheory: So a bunch of us did a Secret Santa Art thing in Homestuck PH and I made this! Merry Christmas Lincham! Hope you like your DirkJake! BONUS: BECAUSE THESE DORKS HAD NEVER EXPERIENCE SNOW BEFORE AND JAKE IS KINDA LIKE WOW DIRK ITS KINDA
familiaralien: growinglittlebooger: mariposa-mama: thegingerdementor: I’ve never thought about this before. What does everyone else think? Couldn’t agree more. So important. I never understood why Santa gave all my friends these huge, expensive
Alexis Crystal and Lexi Dona in ‘Where Is Santa?’ at VIPissy.com Santa never showed up for Christmas. What could possibly have happened that would keep him away on his very favourite day of the year? Pee Perverts Lexi and Alexis!! Unfortunatel
kiogy: daizzeh: santa: “As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fit in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too.&rdq
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growinglittlebooger: mariposa-mama: thegingerdementor: I’ve never thought about this before. What does everyone else think? Couldn’t agree more. So important. I never understood why Santa gave all my friends these huge, expensive things when
santa-never replied to your photo How did you get the uncensored version of the game? Someone mentioned you can patch the Steam version to unlock the H-CG, but I don’t know how. You can buy the game at https://nekoworks.booth.pm/items/65412;
twinksinpanties: Daddy told Santa to give me something special and silky as my penis was feeling depressed,,,,,TY Daddy and Santa..my little clitty will never feel depressed again ,,,Love Daddy’s Baby Gurl….. nnnghhhh big boned up bullclit in pretty
matt-the-radar-techncian:positivelydetectivecomics:hilarious-nefarious:Source This is way better than straight up telling your kid “Santa isn’t real.” I never thought about it this way, and it makes me really happy
the-goddess-of-cupcakes: Someone who clearly doesn’t know me, and will never be my friend:Hey Christmas is coming up, bet you wanna stuff Santa with lots of cookies huh!?! Bet you wanna fuck Santa~Me:
claraosiwald: It amused Clara to see how excited Rose was about Christmas films —- it even made Clara nostalgic for something she had never experienced. ( Well, to say she’d never experienced it wasn’t entirely true. She
pastellettart: 12DoS: Santa Braixen by Pastelletta joeymammoth was today’s winner! They asked for Braixen in a sexy Santa outfit~ I feel bad I never finished a picture of Braixen earlier, she really is a cutie! Happy Christmas Eve everyone~ omg cutie
oh-glasgow: oh-glasgow: Glaswegian punter: “‘mon the Santa!” Santa: “I cannae get doon.” Policeman: *sighs* “Right.” Two hours later….. December 17th. Never forget.
honeybeeshepherd: baohienngo: gleveen mcbeth by me for margarita mermaid makeup by julie brooks OMG, is this outside the Barbie house in Santa Monica (internet legend has it as Ruth Handler’s former house, but she never lived in Santa Monica and in
just-shower-thoughts:In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh & fucks off like 20 miles east.
santa: lntternetexplorer: watermelonsarerad: whismical: i never reblog vines so this is obviously v/ important to me TURN IT ON CAUSE PANDA MAKES NOISE I REPEAT PANDA MAKES NOISE no omg i think im dead SERIOUSLY TURN ON SOUND
applecherry108: jazzy-reed-is-awesome: applecherry108: shit let’s be santa never too early for the kringlefucker did…did you have this queued for an entire year?
rainbowbarnacle: variablejabberwocky: applecherry108: jazzy-reed-is-awesome: applecherry108: shit let’s be santa never too early for the kringlefucker did…did you have this queued for an entire year? merry christmas 1st MERRY CHRISTMAS 1ST
trainandgain: deadlifts-and-donuts: trainandgain: Santa about to rep some serious weight in preparation for Christmas. Ho Ho, ATG Motherfuckers. Seriously. Please never stop with these. I have a whole folder called: Photos of Santa moving weight.
unclefather: wsswatson: until last year i genuinely thought i saw mommy kissing santa claus was actually about the mother cheating on her husband with santa, like it never occurred to me that her husband was dressed up as santa the mother has a santa
santa-bethy: santa-bethy: fat people never look good in dresses nope not a chance look how hideous this is gosh how horrifying and not at all cute as hell wowie kazowie dumb anon you can shut up now look at these cuties :3 rocking their fucking
ty-pow: DP: You’ll never guess what I’ve got under this Santa hat! SM: Is it your dick? DP: … Maybeeee This was going to be a flash comic for Christmas, but I never finished it. Here’s all I got done.
illegaltits: growinglittlebooger: mariposa-mama: thegingerdementor: I’ve never thought about this before. What does everyone else think? Couldn’t agree more. So important. I never understood why Santa gave all my friends these huge, expensive
wsswatson: until last year i genuinely thought i saw mommy kissing santa claus was actually about the mother cheating on her husband with santa, like it never occurred to me that her husband was dressed up as santa
zerstorren: kiogy: daizzeh: santa: “As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fit in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my
aero-king92: shininghotteenbackup: Girl-santa Christmas came early now where my sexy Pocahontas & sexy Soldier at Never to early to think about what you want for Christmas. Sadly there will never be a cute for herpes. Hah!! Kidding!!!
julykings:I love Michael Buble’s Christmas album as much as the next guy but I will never forgive him for changing “Santa Baby” to “Santa Buddy.” Just say you have a sugar daddy and get on with those sultry tunes my guy.
beauvelvet: Marilyn Monroe at Santa Monica Beach. Photos by George Barris, 1962. There was nobody like Marilyn Monroe, there never was and there never will be. ~ George Barris
ilikeitnakedandnerdy: Dita Von Tease is always on my Christmas wishlist but for some reason Santa never brings her…..damn him!
sersea: If Jon doesn’t reunite with Arya by the end of A Dream of Spring, ruffle her hair, and call her “little sister” like he used to I will NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN.
santa: “As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fit in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too.” -Johnny Depp
sherlock-and-watson-221b: growinglittlebooger: mariposa-mama: thegingerdementor: I’ve never thought about this before. What does everyone else think? Couldn’t agree more. So important. I never understood why Santa gave all my friends these huge,
Santa Claus better never set foot into that house lmao
mahoja: Hihi, @tood-mouse!! Here’s your secret santa gift for the @kagepro-secret-santa event!! It’s Kido and Momo… shopping for christmas tree ornaments!! ʕ •`ᴥ•´ʔ ☃ ☃ ☃ Happy Holidays!! ☃ ☃ ☃
sherbeeee: Never hire Lin as a mall Santa EVER (instead you should read lynn’s fic about lin as a mall santa)
