Softcore and hardcore porn from Tumblr
search samandriel on PinDuck or ClipFuck or XXX search
submit your pics
samandriel: bisexualgabyteller: justcomebacktobed: HOLY SHIT THIS IS UNREAL Figure skaters give me this sense of awe and fear because they do all these super crazy moves on ice, with blades on their feet and manage to look graceful while doin it and
samandriel: paradoximas: so okay i work at a thrift store and we have this christmas display up and someone donated these “spinning poinsettias” and i guess no one checked the batteries and oh my god merry christmas everyone rocking around the
alicefiction: Headcanon: Matt (the boy from Bugs) runs away from his family after a big fight, changes his name to Alfie and gets a job in Weiner Hut. Samandriel convinces him to say yes so he can help the Winchesters, the boys who saved him seven years
profoundblonde: Coffee Shop AU: Did somebody order angel food cake? Yes this.
cheekycas: SAMANDRIEL; ANGEL OF THE LORD. Oh my chuck.
ser-bran-stark: In which Adam finally get Samandriel out of that Wiener Hut costume How do I look, Adam?Wow
samandriel:How to give your kids trust issues and anxiety brought to you by privacy invading mormon Dad
samandriel: when i was little i thought that they filmed the first part of this scene when she was little and then waited a couple years until she grew bigger to finish filming I love this little girl <3
samandriel: bbbeecky: blueeyedmenace: The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes I’m laughing in public I don’t care how long this is, it’s beautiful
samandriel: dumbledemort: What was your favorite prop or costume from the “Harry Potter” films? Okay but Michael and Ralph
samandriel: IT’S OFFICIALLY INDEPENDENCE DAY ON THE EAST COAST. HAPPY JULY 4TH, LET FREEDOM RING, BLOW UP FIREWORKS, EAT SOME PIE, BE INDEPENDENT, HAVE A BBQ, AND GOD BLESS AMERICA.
xxx
samandriel: i wish that there were miniature whales like 6 inch whales that you could put in a tank and own as a pet like wow guys look at my pet whale how great would that be
samandriel: covetxvx: a metaphor of my life best moment on television. ever.
samandriel:1raddad: George W. Bush and his father chase Barbara Bush on segways. This belongs on my blog
samandriel: confusedtree: 10followedfelagund: The Lord of the Rings Meme | ten scenes (2/10) Farewell to Lórien. This is my favorite fucking scene. If you’ve read the Silmarillion, you know who Fëanor was. If you don’t, Fëanor was
samandriel: confusedtree: 10followedfelagund: nimrodels-deactivated20130224: The Lord of the Rings Meme | ten scenes (2/10) Farewell to Lórien. This is my favorite scene. If you’ve read the Silmarillion, you know who Fëanor was. If you don’t,
samandriel: citymod: perforated-paper: identityconstellations: identityconstellations: apparently Lady Gaga is only 5'1 and somehow I feel lied to look oh she literally built a brand on wearing 10 inch heels how the hell did yall not deduce this
samandriel: In the most astonishing plot twist of all time, Twinkies are the only ones that did not survive the apocalypse.
samandriel: unamusedsloth: Day 77, no one suspects a thing. I was so focused on the one dog sitting patiently in the back that I didn’t even realize
samandriel: ftwin-chester: Me and my friends when we’re out This speaks to me on a deep and profound level
samandriel: i still think 2007 was 3 years ago
samandriel: chaz-serir: God I just shared this video with Dad the other night and we kept giggling about it afterwards. What makes this really funny is that water is free in Scotland, so buying bottled water there really is considered a complete joke
samandriel: knsth: the boy cries ye a sweater-a tears……and ye kill him I can’t believe this doesn’t have more notes like this is a god-tier spongebob reference, this is a level of spongebob humor that I can’t even hope to achieve in my lifetime
samandriel: I don’t know how other people handle spiders but…
samandriel: samandriel: Let’s see how far I can get into a movie without pausing it to check on Tumblr
samandriel: i was confused when i scrolled down and it didn’t say “old as balls”
samandriel: do you ever just google something really random out of curiosity and then you realize that if someone saw your internet history they’d think you’re a pregnant serial killer with a really rare disease
samandriel: confusedtree: 10followedfelagund: The Lord of the Rings Meme | ten scenes (2/10) Farewell to Lórien. This is my favorite fucking scene. If you’ve read the Silmarillion, you know who Fëanor was. If you don’t, Fëanor
samandriel: moviesmovesme: First the Ring now the Throne What’s next? The Elder wand? Will it ever end, Elijah?
samandriel:At this point I’m so numb to snow that words like “blizzard” and “white-out” ”wind chill” “life-threatening” “severe” “warning” “advisory” “alert” “state of emergency” no longer phase me
samandriel: p0kemina: THIS. ONLY. JUST. HIT ME. I understood this joke only about 2 years ago and sat on the floor laughing for about 20 minutes straight
samandriel:destructionandmurder:gape-the-eternal:faithnocome on natural selection don’t let us down
samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
samandriel: samandriel: On December 21 this year we should all make text posts that sound really apocalyptic but aren’t. We could be like OH GOD EVERYTHING IS BURNING because I turned up the heater or like ALL I HEAR IS SCREAMING from my tv
samandriel: wishingonalightningbolt: kidswithhats: if anne hath a will, anne hathaway That’s kinda funny because Will Shakespeare’s wife was named Anne Hathaway so Anne Hathaway hath a Will. I quit. DAMMIT
samandriel: mishas-wormstache: samandriel: i got 99 problems and all of them are british actors Does Britain even have 99 actors no it has like 9 actors but they give me 11 problems each
samandriel: passthecocaine: samandriel: when i saw lincoln, people in the theater were crying when he was assassinated and i was like wtf there is no way you went into that movie not expecting that JESUS CHRIST TAG YOUR SPOILERS SPOILER ALERT THE
samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH
samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: I have a chicken named Noodle and she’s a bit under the weather and all she ever wants to do is cuddle. It’s past chicken bedtime and she was having trouble sleeping alone, so I took her out for a
samandriel: venski: owlcitee: samandriel: eleven used to be all bouncy and cute and adorable and now he’s becoming more and more broken and dark like nine and ten were towards their ends and that makes me nervous take a minute to imagine how
samandriel: lazershowlights: butlerbookbinding: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY
samandriel: samandriel: venski: owlcitee: samandriel: eleven used to be all bouncy and cute and adorable and now he’s becoming more and more broken and dark like nine and ten were towards their ends and that makes me nervous take a minute to
