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roachpatrol: doctrspaceman: phoenixaskani: If this woman was alive today, she’d have my vote. Shit. SERIOUSLY THO someone raise this woman from the dead so i can vote for her
roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: (via shadowfogkiller) well at least he’s taking it seriously
roachpatrol: chekhovandowl: soylentvanilla: eversolewd: girlwithalessonplan: windycitylibrarian: Don’t let that image fool you. Click on the video; you won’t regret it. (You’ll probably also shed a few tears at the end.) AHHHHHHHHH. So
roachpatrol: jumpingjacktrash: yappanese: I love this suddenly story idea: urban underground fairies who think humans and human things are super fascinating and fun; their queen rides the subway disguised as a little kid, and grants wishes to people
roachpatrol: janksy: viskuse: this video is so cute ??? this video is EXACTLY what i’m all about. i don’t think any of you understand the exact degree to which i am all about this. incredible same
roachpatrol: petrichoriousparalian: KING BREAD this is all i need from life i am content
roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: Science Penguin [x] i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
roachpatrol: i don’t understand this but i’m so happy it exists
roachpatrol: tetraghost:i wish birds brought ME presentsan actual legitimate aesthetic: all the stuff crows think is nice enough to trade for lunch
roachpatrol: beatonna: myimaginarybrooklyn: Cigarette cards depicting possible professions for women, circa the 1880s. 100% when i grow up i’m gonna be king of the amazons
roachpatrol: meruz: i didnt mean to draw this much but here we are SCREAMS JOYFULLY
roachpatrol: micdotcom: This is how ridiculous it would look. dear mexicans: please do this.
roachpatrol: thesylverlining: casie-mod: Virus= Very yes how did you find this picture of the inside workings of my brain at any given time that’s not a good prize
roachpatrol: suzeart: robothugscomic: New comic! (link to comic) In all of my workspaces I have been gendered as a woman, and all of these things have happened to me. . I find the more ‘technical’ or corporate the teams are, the more likely that
roachpatrol: cuteness-daily: mintmayhem: THE ONE IN THE WHITE TOWEL THOUGH Purritos PURRITOS
roachpatrol: dc9spot: Beauty(?) and the Beast …genderbend XD! NO NO NO THIS IS TOO CUTE I LOVE IT
roachpatrol: alxbngala: House Cats [x]
roachpatrol: feffityfef: ethiopialton: bite-my-kawaii-metal-ass: they need to make giant signs out of this and plaster them around conventions ^this (Sadly I think I’m a mix of the two… What does that make me?) someone is going to make a pairing
roachpatrol: Thirteen, so, technically a teen.
roachpatrol:hungrylikethewolfie: lady-chyna: logicislife: jessycanhasblog: irishsub: Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome. Oh wow these girls are brilliant. These girls: 1Tom Hanks: 0 Toccata and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian Bach. I
roachpatrol: janejana: this is so beautiful i’m crying oh gosh
roachpatrol: angriest little birdling
roachpatrol: this is the most beautiful four-leaf clover i have ever found and i need to share it so feel free to reblog if you’d like a little extra luck!
roachpatrol: validx2: Happy Black History Month do yourself a favor and watch the whole skit
roachpatrol: blazepress: The level. i’m very angry and very impressed
roachpatrol: Many waters cannot quench love, nor can all the rivers drown it. —Troll Ke$ha The First Ship, for Halftruth! Oh my gosh–! This scenario is so precious! The lines are amazing!
roachpatrol: Heads up, Hamlet! Ahh! Ah, oh my gosh, I wish I could be there to fawn these sweetheart cosplayers! I think, if I’m not mistaken, Cain and Abel are these two? They have done some amazing cosplay and I absolutely love their special
roachpatrol: rachelroach: Preliminary character design for Jonah and the World Without End. Left to right: Navigator Hester Aionios, Quartermaster Julienne Verne, Captain Cordelia Snow, Master Gunner Claire Envenimer. I am feeling pretty stoked
She Goes Ding When There's Stuff: Anime Expo LA
roachpatrol: unrealaorist: dwarf japanese flying squirrels NO. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THESE EXIST.
roachpatrol: holdmyhat: Ohmigosh yes. THANK YOU, INTERNET.
roachpatrol: striders: im probably about to cry lmao ive never seen a clothes model with fat rolls that were visible, let alone called amazing??? i have actual tears in my eyes im really happy about this hot DAMN
roachpatrol: all the kids’ denizens photoset! i’ve been doing these for puzzlestuckgame and holy craphas this ever been a fun project i love monsters so much you guys so much
roachpatrol: “My children are strange, but they are brave, and powerful, and impeccably groomed.”
roachpatrol: naomihitme: Naomi photographed by Hao Zeng , Harper’s Bazaar Mexico and Latin America September 2014 this is what you wear when you are queen of dragons i am entirely sure
Connie's Corner: A Day in the Life by Roachpatrol
roachpatrol: 4gifs: [video] this gif keeps getting better
roachpatrol: enthusiasticbecja: icbt: A Blacksmith that makes movie weapons tackles Finn’s sword from Adventure Time. This was amazing to watch. He makes the blade gold by heating it to a certain temperature. This is an awesome video and a very
roachpatrol: okay so something i really adore about garnet is that she’s cool, but she’s very deliberately cool. she knows she’s cool. she works on it. she doesn’t ask questions. she delivers gravely portentous lines. she adjusts her shades to
roachpatrol: mulchling: not every piece of fiction needs to be a how to on morality and artists arent obligated to teach you how to be a good person with their work. i dont think its unfair to hold your audience to basic expectations wrt morality, and
roachpatrol: hhhnngh All these suits look the same. This is a fact for all mens fashion. It is a FACT. There is no denying it. Ladies, check your privilege.
roachpatrol: mercurialmalcontent: I’m not even much of a fan of genderbends but goddamn am I even less of a fan of getting ordered around about what I should enjoy and how I should enjoy it and being lectured about how ‘problematic’ it is, when
roachpatrol: televisiontelepath: This post was triggered by something that @roachpatrol said over here about the expectation for girls to be sweet and clean and harmless: Holy shit, if I was eight years younger and wandering into fandom for the
roachpatrol: kinomatika: kattostrophic: ATTENTION PLEASE Hey everyone! I’m so sorry to have to ask this of everyone again so soon and especially around the holidays, but I really need some help here. My family and I are running out of food. Both
roachpatrol replied to your post: um do you still do commissions? because i just really want to see a chibi jane from you out of no reason, if you don’t mind of course I’d pay for one of those. They’re darling. ; w ; ty I still dont think I would
roachpatrol: sapphicaquarius: tsfennec: roachpatrol: prokopetz: I’ve seen a lot of videos going around of urban-dwelling critters coming to humans for help with various problems, ranging from boxes stuck on their heads to young trapped down a storm
roachpatrol: roachpatrol: ultimately i think kindness is the most radical thing you can do with your pain and your anger. it’s like, you take everything awful that’s ever been done to you, and you throw it back in the world’s teeth, and you say
roachpatrol: roachpatrol: ‘boy i sure wish i was asleep,’ i whisper, clicking Next Chapter fourteen fucking times i was initially ashamed of myself but now after seeing how many reblogs there are im ashamed of all of us
roachpatrol: persverso: Decided to draw a little comic. Thought of the idea of a little trans deerguy getting stoked about tiny antler nubs and thought I’d share. Idea sparked by roachpatrol’s post. this is so cute dude! i love it!
roachpatrol: roachpatrol: “i don’t really have depression, i’m actually just a lazy piece of shit" : a conclusion you come to pretty much weekly when you have depression i want to get everyone who reblogged this post together into one
roachpatrol: mindoferror: roachpatrol: #what video game designer designed that cat i want this little badass cat to meet chalkpelt and then go on adventures come on hey that sounds like a good idea! oh my gosh i am so happy
roachpatrol: pretty-rage-machine: importantbirds: roachpatrol: ftcreature: if i fits, i sits. THIS IS ILLEGAL Actual I have Becam a law so„, A FLOWERS CHAOR for a tiny peep AN ACTUAL FAIRY omg i got sassed by importantbirds i feel special
roachpatrol: roachpatrol: aw man, i was wondering how long it would take before i got called a nazi! good work, internet super sleuths. i guess now i will just dutifully wait around for my punching. ironically this anon is probably referencing that
roachpatrol: roachpatrol: please contact me through my email, rachelroach.art@gmail.com, though asks are ok too. any reblog is really appreciated! okay, i’m opening up for a few commissions this month! every little bit helps, and for that little
roachpatrol: roachpatrol: @ teens because i’ve gotten a lot of asks along the lines of ‘i think i’ve got depression/anxiety/a personality disorder but my parents and teachers and counsellors just say it’s teen angst and won’t help and won’t
roachpatrol: roachpatrol: guys please think about how fucking hot it must have been during rose quartz’s rebellion when pearl was basically surrounded by big hunks 24/7 and, while i’m sure she was ferocious about establishing her independence with
![roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: Science Penguin [x] i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight](https://69.media.tumblr.com/a5bfef4e27ab654df2da74a632a329ca/tumblr_n0a72uIzRC1qewacoo1_250.jpg)
![roachpatrol: alxbngala: House Cats [x]](https://69.media.tumblr.com/7e2965569def240fecf14148aeccf0d7/tumblr_msvucvun541qbxi45o1_250.gif)
![roachpatrol: 4gifs: [video] this gif keeps getting better](https://31.media.tumblr.com/d63416b1cdca632c20c4e208f1278c82/tumblr_n3qqqqldrI1qdlh1io1_250.gif)
